Hey! Here’s your chance, Bubba. You got this pesky guy down the road who’s always aggravatin’ you by zoomin’ by in his spankin’ new red 150? Well, jist make up a big story about’im – say anything you want to – and put it on Wikileaks. Make up a big’un that’ll git’im fired! That’ll punch a hole in his oil pan. Ha! An’ he can’t do a thing about it, cause you don’t have to say who you are. You stay incognito.
Here’s the scoop on the ultimate revenge site, straight from ‘at New York Times paper:
“Wikileaks is a tiny online source of information and documents that governments and corporations around the world would prefer to keep secret. The Web site allows people to post documents anonymously, the nonprofit organization says, “to be of assistance to people of all regions who wish to reveal unethical behavior in their governments and corporations.” (1)
But, hey, wait! Ain’t that what the NYT itself does? Leak secret stuff our enemy’s would love to have? And it’s always from secret sources? Like this thing about Daddy-O puttin’ out a contract on an American citizen?
“WASHINGTON — The Obama administration has taken the extraordinary step of authorizing the targeted killing of an American citizen, the radical Muslim cleric Anwar al-Awlaki, who is believed to have shifted from encouraging attacks on the United States to directly participating in them, intelligence and counterterrorism officials said Tuesday.” (2)
Hey, Junior. This’ll really make you root ‘n cheer. The Gov of Virginia has announced a celebration of the confederates. See, I told you the South would rise agin. It’s true. It’s right here in the Washington Post:
“RICHMOND — Gov. Robert F. McDonnell, reviving a controversy that had been dormant for eight years, has declared that April will be Confederate History Month in Virginia, a move that angered civil rights leaders Tuesday but that political observers said would strengthen his position with his conservative base.” (3)
Ain’t that a gotcha for all us who think rousin’ up yankees aginst our confederate flag has got to stop? Let’s all rouse up a cheer for the Va Gov!
And that means it’s time for Siggy.
Sigmund FREUD: “…we men… find reality generally quite unsatisfactory” Psychoanalysis (1910)
(1) via WikiLeaks – The New York Times.
(2) via U.S. Approves Targeted Killing of American Cleric – NYTimes.com.
(3) via McDonnell’s Confederate History Month proclamation irks civil rights leaders.
