DuhNooz from the Washington Post with snide comments by Bubba:
“The largest egg recall in U.S. history comes at a point of great consolidation in the egg industry, when a shrinking number of companies produce most of the eggs found on grocery shelves and a defect in one operation can jeopardize a significant segment of the marketplace.”
They recalled how many bad eggs? Wuz at 500 million? At’s whu’tay say. OK, so ‘ey take’em back. Then whut do they do with’em? They jist gonna throw a half billion eggs in the trash? Seems t’me the problem has jist begun.
I mean jist one rotten egg can smell up a whole house. Hang on. But wait jist a minute. I got it. Take’em over t’Afghanistan an throw’em at the Taliban. At oughtta stop’em. How y’gonna fight if the guy next t’you has rotten egg all over’im?
Would’at be torture? Somebody ask Dick Cheney.
“A federal judge on Monday blocked the Obama administration from funding human embryonic stem cell research, ruling that the support violates a federal law barring the use of taxpayer money for experiments that destroy human embryos.”
Whut? Obama broke the law? Shorely at couldn’t be. Duhh!
“Obama’s return to Washington from 10 days in Martha’s Vineyard and a quick stop in New Orleans to commemorate the fifth anniversary of Hurricane Katrina will begin with an address to the nation marking the end of combat operations in Iraq. Days later, he will preside over the start of a new round of Middle East peace talks in Washington.”
Like my friend Junior says when thangs ain’t quite workin’ out fer his militia gang, “If y’cain’t do nuthin real, dazzle’em with footwork.”
An like at ole boy Siggy said when he invented the slip, “…we men… find reality generally quite unsatisfactory” – Sigmund Freud, Psychoanalysis (1910)
