Bubba sez… Here’s whur we put all DuhNooz at ain’t important enough t’go anywhur else.
Virginia joined the national debate over immigration Monday when Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli II issued a legal opinion that authorizes law enforcement to check the immigration status of anyone stopped by police officers for any reason. Whut? We thought a Fedral judge in Arizona stopped all at stuff. An now it pops up from under the carpet in Virginia? This thang jist won’t go away. Whut’s with Americans anyhow? Expectin’ immigration laws t’be enforced when y’DaddyO is determined not to? Duhh!
Gulf disaster is biggest accidental spill in history, analysis says
The blown-out well in the Gulf of Mexico gushed 12 times faster than the government and BP estimated in the early weeks of the crisis and has spilled a whopping 4.9 million barrels, or 205.8 million gallons, according to a more detailed analysis announced late Monday. Duhh. An after all at we hafta have scientific analysis t’tell us it’s the biggest ever? Jist ask some people on the Gulf coast.
President Obama began a month-long effort Monday to remind an American electorate fatigued by war that the U.S. military effort in Iraq is about to enter its end game. Er-uhh. About to begin the end? Didn’ DaddyO say he wuz gonna begin that on his first day in the Oval? An now he’s ABOUT to? Duhh!
Humans Not Fail-safe plan to stop disasters. Duhh. An’ I had so hoped humans had the perfect answer to everthang. Dang! Whut’ll we do now? Find a god er sumpm?
Washington philanthropist, education innovator and hi-fidelity stereo pioneer Sidney Harman will buy Newsweek from The Washington Post Co. Harman, 91, says his “primary responsibility” will be building a succession plan for Newsweek to hand it over to his children or an outside owner upon his death. Well, now, ain’tat a noble cause. Take on a failin’ magazine an right away find somebody t’replace ye. Duhh. How y’gonna replace a 91-year-old developer of 1950′s hi-fi technology?
A top U.S. nonprofileration official outlined a plan Monday to penalize North Korea by choking off the international network of companies and banks that largely fund its nuclear weapons program and the lifestyles of its elite. Duhh. How could anybody be so smart as to think of such a thing? An so soon after all ‘ese trubbles with North Korea started?
Video surveillance is growing explosively in northwestern China, where ethnic Han and Uighur groups took part in the ethnic rioting last year. Don’tchy jist pity these pore ethnic groups whut’re bein’ watched all the time? Ye thank some Americans in cities whur video cameras are bein’ used t’watch whether we’re runnin stop lights or speedin’ er sumpm, or in stores whur we shop, could hep ese pore people in China shake loose frum iss horrible watchin’ video eye? Duhh.
Like at wise ole dude Confucius always said, “The people may be made to follow a course of action, but they may not be made to understand it.” —Analects
