Left on a website by Anon:
Today, my boyfriend’s mom decided she wanted to see the crib I have for my daughter. She’s almost a year old and she had never bothered to look at it before. She picked today. The same day my boyfriend picked to accidentally leave our ‘toys’ on top of the dresser. His mom saw them.
Bubba sez, “now thair’s a real American famly fur ye.” I mean, whoever seen such a long link? Girl needs to go back to school. But for God’s sake, girl, find a different one this time! Duh-h.”
Does that leave a perfect opening for the next pitiful piece or what?
“The push to return unemployed workers to the nation’s payrolls is hamstrung by a decades-old legacy of poor schooling that has left tens of millions of Americans without the basic reading or math skills necessary for today’s jobs.”(1)
Now hang on! You mean there’s still people out there who still don’t agree with Al Gore? He with the Nobel? Le’me yell out the window here. He lives right over there in Belle Meade, the second-biggest GOP campaign contributing Zip in America. HEY, AL! WAKE UP. THEY’RE DOWN THERE IN CANCUN MESSIN’ WITH YOUR STUFF AGAIN. Look at this:
As prospects for a binding global climate treaty this year have evaporated, leaders and environmental advocates have focused their efforts on reaching agreement on a few top priorities, including preserving tropical forests and helping developing countries cope with climate change.(2)
Gloriosky, people! They’re thinkin’ DaddyO might spend only 1.3 Trillion more of our money than he takes this year. Shucks. We can handle ‘at paltry sum standin’ on our heads. Look:
“The federal deficit is running significantly lower than it did last year, with the budget gap for the first half of fiscal 2010 down 8 percent over the same period a year ago, senior Obama administration officials said Monday.
“The officials attributed the results to higher tax revenue and to lower spending than projected on bailing out the financial system. If the trend continues for the rest of the year, it would mean the annual deficit would be $1.3 trillion — about $300 billion less than the administration’s projection two months ago for 2010.”(3)
Oh, it’s higher taxes. And spending less than what? Why less than we said we would, of course. We could never really spend less. Thank God for bad estimates. And as long as there are people out there dumb enough to keep rolling over the mortgage on our kids, let’s keep on livin’ high on the hog, people! There’s magic out there that’ll take care of us. Duh-h
Before we go, we have to reassure all kids everywhere that it’s now OK to play with priests again. It’s been widely reported that the big guy at the Vatican has given permission for his people everywhere to call police if your priest tries any funny stuff. There now. Doesn’t that make you feel better?
It’s time for Siggy again: Sigmund FREUD: “…we men… find reality generally quite unsatisfactory” Psychoanalysis (1910)
(1)via Jobless dropouts head back to school for basic skills.
(2)via Climate treaty realities push leaders to trim priority lists.
