Here it comes agin, fokes. Duh-hNooz… News that’s so hard t’blieve y’gotta blieve it.
BP helps a terrorist git loose? Hey, fokes. Don’tchy know everthangs fair in love an war and biness? An’ don’chy jist know everthang’s gonna turn out fair an square in at Gulf Gusher deal? Sooner or later everbody at lives down air will gi’teir main question answered: when does at BP damage money start flowin? Not to worry, fokes. Y’all will git paid sooner or later. See? Airs yer answer. Duh–h!
The NYT sez, “So few of the Pakistani rich pay taxes that one neighborhood hired transgender tax collectors to embarrass residents into paying their debts.” Seems at’s embarrassin t’ rich peeps in Pakistan, so t’git rid uv the embarrassment, ‘ey pay up. We’d say that’s a good suggestion fer our IRS, bu’tat Probly wouldn’ embarrass nobody in our rich bunch. The transgends’d jist be invited in fer a party. One more small tidbit on at: the Times puts at story in ‘ey’re War Blog. Duh–h!
I see whur inshorance cumpny’s are pushin health plans at limit our choices in doctors. At’s all in line with our new blessin we all get with Obama Care. Does anybody ou’tair remember at we wuz sposed t’be able t’keep the doctors we wanted? Well if you blieved at, y’probly also blieved the part about the free bridges. Duhh!
Another thang t’blieve in: if yore outta work an y’sign up f’ one a’them gummint trainin’ programs, ye’ll git a job. Now understand the gummint don’t pay the whole thang. You gotta go in debt fer part uv it. An debt’s good, as demonstrated by the gummint. Whut? Nobody told ye that the Obama plan ain’t complete yet. An thair ain’t enough jobs yet in the field ‘ey trained ye fer? An’ yore beginnin t’thank yore gummint missed a step somewhair? Jist hang on thair! The gummint’ll gitchy a job. Sooner or later. Duhh!
Like at ole boy Siggy said about the time he invented the slip, “…we men… find reality generally quite unsatisfactory” – Sigmund Freud, Psychoanalysis (1910)
