It pays t’be crazy. Y’git more publicity an at means more bucks t’a lotta people. An whut’s crazy? Whut people thank it is. An whut do people thank” Whutever their TV tells’em to. An whut does their TV tell’em? Whut they read in the New York Times and Washinton Post. See, it jist gits crazier.
The IMF says the debt us Americans are bein’ saddled with will be bigger’n the gross national product in jist two years. And at don’t seem t’bother nobody but the Tea Party? C’mon. All Tea Partiers are crazy. The NYT an WP insinuate that, an at makes it so, don’t it?
Nah. It bothers people. It’s jist the tea party that gits reported on. An they git reported on ’cause ey’re different, an’ at makes’em crazy.
It’s a rule. reporters report on an editors go with the craziest stuff ‘ey can find. Cause y’cain’t git no attention frum non-crazy stuff.
Like whut do most men think about, talk about most? Ye got that’n in a nano-hair didn’ ye? Sports. An’ if y’thank about it ain’t sports crazy? Grown boys an girls chasin’ a ball aroun’ kickin’ at it throwin’ it, swattin’ at it, gittin’ big bucks f’doin at craziness? Whut could be crazier?
Politics? Yeh, at’s shore crazy, but most a’the action is behind closed doors, not out whur people can see it happen an root n’cheer n’bet on it. Besides, it’s all words. Them people don’t do nuthin, ‘ey jist talk about thangs ’til everbody gits bored, then ‘ey divide up our money an’ sneak away with it.
No way y’say? Then how do politicians who ain’t never done a lick a’work git rich? Air’s Bill Clinton, for instance. Rich man. Ain’t never had a real job, ain’t never invented nuthin, got hisself impeached, now he’s got respect. Why? He’s rich. Gits sent t’North Korea t’ negotiate the release of hostages. At’s crazy if ‘ey ever wuz anything crazy.
Some crazy thangs don’t ever git on hot TV though, cause ey’re borin.’ Like the WP says “Afghan President Hamid Karzai on Sunday forced out his spy chief and his interior minister, a surprise move that eliminates two key American allies as the United States deepens its engagement here.”
Now at guy Karzai is s’posed t’be friends with President Obama, cause DaddyO needs him for his war. At’s DaddO’s war, not Karzai’s war. You still tryin’t'figger that out? Nah, cause it’s too borin.’ But if y’did try Y’couldn’t, cause it’s jist too crazy.
Like at ole boy Siggy said, “…we men… find reality generally quite unsatisfactory” – Sigmund Freud, Psychoanalysis (1910)
