A Tea Party tidal wave? Whut do them boys thank they are anyhow? The militia er sumpm? Ain’t whut the tea party is doin’ about the same thang as the original American militia wuz doin’ back when ‘ey threw the British outta here? And wudn’t the militia called bad boys by a lotta big heads back then, jist like the Tea Party is now? Duh-h
Now is iss whu’tay call spin? Or is it jist throw some mud on it? Accordin’ to the WP, Some dude by the name of Drew Westen – he’s a psychologist and neuroscientist at Emory University in Atlanta. Atlanta?! Didn’ know ‘ey made boys like at in the South! Mus’ be frum somewhur else.
Anyhow, Drew says Democrats should not talk about “the environment,” “the unemployed” or “the uninsured.” Instead, they should replace those phrases with ones that have more appeal to voters, such as “the air we breathe and the water we drink,” “people who’ve lost their jobs” and “people who used to have insurance.”
See? It used t’be we admired fokes who “tell it like it is.” But people like at are gittin’ scarce as hen’s teeth. Now the trick is to tell a lie so it don’t seem like one. An in a way that ye can git out uv it when y’git caught. An’ ‘em people who’re spose t’be fightin’ fer us in Washinton have got that down to a fair thee well. At’s cause the only fightin’ goin’ on up thair is with each other an fer they selves. It’s ‘eir “careers” ey’re worried about. Not us Americans.
Obama’s gon’appoint a Independent panel to investigate the BP gusher – the Gulf oil spill. How many a’them gangs have we had? Now we’ll find out whut’s goin’ on? Like we found out f’sure whut happened in the Kennedy assasination? Shore closed at case, didn’ ‘ey. An the best part is, Daddy-O’ll have somebody else t’blame fer all the nonsense they come up with. Boy’s catchin’ on. Instead of his speeches takin’ the flack, some guys on a panel git in the middle. An git all the blame f’the way thang’s git explained. Clear as mud. Or oil slick in water.
Like at ole boy Siggy said, “…we men… find reality generally quite unsatisfactory” Sigmund FREUD – Psychoanalysis (1910)
