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New Face-Saving Serum Offers Hope To Tony Hayward, Charlie Rangel, Lohan, Others | DuhNooz!

Posted on July 28, 2010 by Bubba Didit

I see whur they have a new face-relief serum. Fer shore! I ain’t kiddin. It’s a new Mega-Mushroom Advanced face serum, bein’ advertised on the Internet. Now jist thank uv the possibilities, an all the people at could use such … Continue reading →

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Tony Leaves BP? A Republican in Harlem? NY Times Prints Military Secrets and More Amazing iPhone Stuff | DuhNooz!

Posted on July 26, 2010 by Bubba Didit

Tony the Tiger leaves BP? Gits his life back? How? He’s only gittin’ millions t’clear out his stuff an leave, an everbody knows a millionnaire ain’t nuthin no more. Cept when y’can git on a TV show while somebody figgers … Continue reading →

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BP Quotes on the Gulf Oil Spill? They Ain’t as Dumb as Tony Hayward Acts.

Posted on June 19, 2010 by Bubba Didit

“Pass the word along to Obama. That would be a good place to do some community organizing. He could bring some of the small people together. They love togetherness, and certainly don’t mind getting dirty, so they’d be perfect for the job. And he hates profit, so he’ll probably be most happy to do it.” Continue reading →

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