Tag Archives: Supreme Court

Haley Barbour President? Who’s Nuts Enough To Even Bring It Up?

President Haley Barber? Who are these people who are dumb enough to be serious about that? And his problem isn’t about smarts. Or remarks about White Citizen’s Councils. He’s just ugly. And Americans don’t want no UGLY president. Especially one … Continue reading

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Scrud Who Protest at Soldiers’ Funerals: Idiots or What?

Can there be a lower form of life than these scrud who protest at soldiers funerals? And in the name of God, for crying out loud! And claiming to be a church! If those posters they use aren’t fighting words, … Continue reading

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First Job For Justice Elena Kagan: Bubba Sez Do Sumpm About Con Artist Class-Action Lawyers.

We got ourselfs a new Supreme Court Justice, proving once agin at experience means nuthin. It’s all how y’feel about thangs. It’s feelin’s at count. DaddyO sez Kagan “…knows that the Supreme Court’s decisions shape not just the character of … Continue reading

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Supreme Court Hearings Comedy | Larry King Comedy | Russian Spy Comedy

Like usual at such affairs everbody wuz all dresses up in ‘eir Sundy  best… ‘cept one. She woulda been in her Sad’dy best. Talkin’ bout them senators hearin whut Elana Kagan wouldn’ say about the possibility a’her gittin’ on the … Continue reading

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Supreme Court Gives Chicago Its Guns Back | Bubba Says Form Your Own Militia | Clinton Says Blow Up the Gusher.

Yay, Chicago! Y’gottchy guns back. The Supreme Court says the local gummint cain’t take’em away frum ye. So git ou’tair an party. Now not jis crimnals can have’em. Whut? Somebody say only militias are’spose t’hav’em. At’s Ok. All people whut … Continue reading

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Karzai, European Bailout and Kagan… They All Got Obama’s Number.

Time we did more DuhNooz. And frum the Times: U.S. Tries to Win Afghan Leader With Charm Well ain’t that cute. The boy went off an played footsie w’China an acted like he didn’t like us any more. He’s got … Continue reading

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Betty White Kills’em, Obama Hangs a Supreme Court Nominee Out To Smell.

Sometimes we jist hafta say at ole saw, “Whut’s the world comin’ to,” all over agin. Number one, the antidote for wishin’ sumpm totally impossible an’ bein’ totally disappointed has arrived. I’m talkin’ about wishin’ we never git old. Least … Continue reading

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Obama Loves Karzai? The Pope Loves Bad Priests? Mining and Mom Disasters.

Tough love is out, real love is in? For real? OH! DADDY-O! You must really love me! I mean you even thanked me for dinner and all! How can I ever repay you? Could we just all love each other … Continue reading

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Obama’s Focus on Financial Rules, Supreme Court Opinion Could Aid Democrats

If the WP says it, it must be true, right? But could it be? Really? A perceivedly presidential president with such mighty speeches is being political? Concentrating on items that “could help his party in November?” Certainly the Post kids … Continue reading

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