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Michael Jackson Honored for Taste in Gloves | Obama’s Taste for Money at G-20 | Senator Byrd the WVa Breadwinner Dies

A whole 192 grand fer a glove? Whut’s wrong here? Here’s the G-20 world manipulators tryin’ t’come up with a way of cuttin spendin aroun the world, an some dude pays 192 million green ones fer Michael Jackson’s glove? Correction, … Continue reading

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Michael Jackson: Poster Boy for Credit Card Addicts?

How ‘bou’tat Michael Jackson. Not his talent. That wuz settled a long time ago in his favor. But did’jy hear? He had a credit card problem that’d make the cut up y’card industry draw up in its shell. Y’think you … Continue reading

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Say Hello To Yore New, More Powerful Pres-I-Dent: Barack Hussein Obama.

Hey, don’tchy know we got ourselfs one tough Pres-I-Dent! He jawboned (t’use his buddy Rohm’s word fer it) 20 bilion bucks outta BP. An ebm Congress would thank at’s a lotta money… wouldn’ey? Nah. Jis dreamin. Now they say he’s … Continue reading

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Alvin Green Wins the South Carolina Democratic Primary. Nominated for U.S. Senate. A Miracle?

Hot dawg! The great state of South Carolina has proved how elections are really won. They nominated a dude fer the U.S. Senate at nobody knows a thang about. Jist came outta the woods an s’prised everbody. Alvin Green, who … Continue reading

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Whose Ass Will Obama Kick? Could It Be Yours?

Look out all you people down thair in Louisiana. DaddyO’s gonna kick some ass over ‘at Gulf Oil Spill. Jis as soon as he figgers out whose t’kick. Course, you all can relax for a spell. He’s been tryin’ t’figger … Continue reading

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The National Debt, The Tea Party, Obama’s Afghan War: Just Forms of Crazy?

It pays t’be crazy. Y’git more publicity an at means more bucks t’a lotta people. An whut’s crazy? Whut people thank it is. An whut do people thank” Whutever their TV tells’em to. An whut does their TV tell’em? Whut … Continue reading

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Togetherness Reigns, Cooperation Rocks. Gulf Oil Spill And Border Problems Solved!

Hey, fokes. Didje see this? The illegal immigration problem is solved! DaddyO is sendin’ troups down air to stop them illegal aliens an dope smugglers frum comin’ across our border an litterin’ Arizona. Ding Dong! Huh? Y’say thair’s jist 1250 … Continue reading

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Why the Majority Is Always Wrong

Big important stuff, or little insignificant stuff, the majority is always wrong. The majority is always made up of people who join the herd after it has stampeded, thinking that if everybody’s doing it, it must be the thing to … Continue reading

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Tea Party Tidal Wave? New Political Spin? Gulf Oil Spill Puzzle Solved.

A Tea Party tidal wave? Whut do them boys thank they are anyhow? The militia er sumpm? Ain’t whut the tea party is doin’ about the same thang as the original American militia wuz doin’ back when ‘ey threw the … Continue reading

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