Tag Archives: Sigmund Freud

Lies About The Alleged Budget Deal

Man, he’s smart… as a politician. Which means he’s the kind of guy that’s lying if he opens his mouth. That’s Obama, of course. Any opportunity to get his lap-dog press out to capture His Celebrities’ every move. So he … Continue reading

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Obama Gittin Tough with China? Russia Havin a Heat Wave? Bubba Asks Jist Whut’s Happnin To This World?

DuhNooz! In the headliner today: The Obama administration has adopted a tougher tone with China in recent weeks. Duhh! how many times have we heared at in recent years? Ain’tat kinda like gittin tough with y’banker? Y’talk about it, fluster … Continue reading

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New Face-Saving Serum Offers Hope To Tony Hayward, Charlie Rangel, Lohan, Others | DuhNooz!

I see whur they have a new face-relief serum. Fer shore! I ain’t kiddin. It’s a new Mega-Mushroom Advanced face serum, bein’ advertised on the Internet. Now jist thank uv the possibilities, an all the people at could use such … Continue reading

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Charlie Rangel Gets Busted? Feds/AZ Lawsuit a Bust? Energy Bill Busted? Lohan on Vacation in Jail? | DuhNooz!

Rep. Charles Rangel broke ethics rules, House panel finds… Huhhhhh. Hold on here while I ketch my breath. A U.S. Congressman has broke some rules an the ethics committee is after him? Took free trips on corporate jets while he … Continue reading

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Gluttons fer Punishment: People Hate Facebook, Obama Gang Fires First Thinks Later, Republicans Block Unemployment Benefits, Fail | DuhNooz!

DuhNooz concentrates on gluttons fer punishment. People hate Facebook. At crazy thang. 400 million people are signed up fer it, but hate it? At’s whut a survey says. Here’s all ‘ese fokes who put all ‘ey’re secrets on Facebook, trustin’ … Continue reading

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Things to Believe in: BP Terrorist Help and Gulf Residents Help; The Rich Will Pay Taxes; Obama Care; Government Training Programs | DuhNooz!

Here it comes agin, fokes. Duh-hNooz… News that’s so hard t’blieve y’gotta blieve it. BP helps a terrorist git loose? Hey, fokes. Don’tchy know everthangs fair in love an war and biness? An’ don’chy jist know everthang’s gonna turn out … Continue reading

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DuhNooz! BP Fixes the Gusher? Senate Fixes Wall Street? Apple Fixes iPhone? Vatican Fixes Priests? We Dream On!

Dontchy jist feel so super good today! BP has the Gulf gusher stopped up, so nobody’s got t’worry bou’tat ole thang no more, AND ‘em gentlemen an gentle ladies in the Senate finely passed at new financial reform law, so … Continue reading

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It’s All About the Fights: Steinbrenner, Congress or the iPhone | DuhNooz!

Hey, we lost ourselfs a good fighter. In a world at keeps on goin’ cause uv “the fight,” George Steinbrenner wuz shorely too big t’fail. Which means it’s like some people say: death ain’t no failure. It’s a new beginnin? … Continue reading

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The Mexican Illegals Swap Deal | The Bad Deal on Spy Swaps | Indian Honor | Times Against Gays?

Didjy hear bout the great illegal immigrant job swap deal? Here’s how it works. The Obama gang goes in to a employer, say a farm knowed t’hire fokes frum Ole Mexico, goes over ‘ey’re hirin’ books an’ makes’em fire all … Continue reading

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Supreme Court Hearings Comedy | Larry King Comedy | Russian Spy Comedy

Like usual at such affairs everbody wuz all dresses up in ‘eir Sundy  best… ‘cept one. She woulda been in her Sad’dy best. Talkin’ bout them senators hearin whut Elana Kagan wouldn’ say about the possibility a’her gittin’ on the … Continue reading

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