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Everbody’s Hot When it’s Hot In NYC? | Disney Stole Millionaire? | Can Obama’s Picture Lie? | DuhNooz!

Are y’hot or what? Y’must be hot, cause it’s hot in New York City. An whut goes on in NYC goes on everwhair. At’s cause at’s whur all the news is made up. Them people whut makes up fairy tales … Continue reading

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Gitchy iPhone Fixed Here | The Double-Dip Scoop on the New Chinese News Studios in Times Square!

Boy, have we got duh-nooz fer ye today! Y’cain’t be orderin’ no one-scoop cone this mornin. Y’gotta have at least a dubble dip! Startin w’that new iPhone. If yo’re like a lotta people, ye might be feelin’ left out that … Continue reading

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