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Tony Leaves BP? A Republican in Harlem? NY Times Prints Military Secrets and More Amazing iPhone Stuff | DuhNooz!

Tony the Tiger leaves BP? Gits his life back? How? He’s only gittin’ millions t’clear out his stuff an leave, an everbody knows a millionnaire ain’t nuthin no more. Cept when y’can git on a TV show while somebody figgers … Continue reading

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DuhNooz! BP Fixes the Gusher? Senate Fixes Wall Street? Apple Fixes iPhone? Vatican Fixes Priests? We Dream On!

Dontchy jist feel so super good today! BP has the Gulf gusher stopped up, so nobody’s got t’worry bou’tat ole thang no more, AND ‘em gentlemen an gentle ladies in the Senate finely passed at new financial reform law, so … Continue reading

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It’s All About the Fights: Steinbrenner, Congress or the iPhone | DuhNooz!

Hey, we lost ourselfs a good fighter. In a world at keeps on goin’ cause uv “the fight,” George Steinbrenner wuz shorely too big t’fail. Which means it’s like some people say: death ain’t no failure. It’s a new beginnin? … Continue reading

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