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Anybody Worried About an Oil Spill or Illegal Immigrants or Health or Jobs? Cheer Up. Just Take the Long View!

Take the long term view. At’s spose t’be smart. Don’t worry bout whut’s goin on today. Tomorrow will be better, you jist wait. Ain’t it sumpm how sayin’s git top billin’ as bein’ smart? But thair’s too many takin’ the … Continue reading

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Things to Believe in: BP Terrorist Help and Gulf Residents Help; The Rich Will Pay Taxes; Obama Care; Government Training Programs | DuhNooz!

Here it comes agin, fokes. Duh-hNooz… News that’s so hard t’blieve y’gotta blieve it. BP helps a terrorist git loose? Hey, fokes. Don’tchy know everthangs fair in love an war and biness? An’ don’chy jist know everthang’s gonna turn out … Continue reading

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LeBron James Over Baby Tylenol? | Hugo Chavez Over Beer? | Harvard Over Health Care? DuhNooz

Everbody’s all giddy over a basketball player when thairs moldy-smellin’ children’s Tylenol in the world? Whur’s our priorities? LeBron James gits a prime-time special jist t’tell everbody whur he’s gonna play basketball, while J&J, the makers of the world’s most … Continue reading

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Obama’s Problems: Wasn’t He Supposed To Change This Stuff?

More of DuhNews! Wasn’t Obama supposed to change this kind of stuff?: From the Washington Post: “Amid cries of “God is Great,” the former chief of staff of the Indonesian army joined hard-line Muslim activists in a Jakarta ballroom last … Continue reading

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Why France Gave America the Statue of Liberty

Q. When does the effort of separating religion and state become a religion in itself? A. When the French do it. To wit: in less than two weeks, Eric Besson, the French minister for Immigration, Integration and National Identity, will … Continue reading

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The 10 Most Puzzling Ancient Artifacts – And a Few in Washington

Trying to figure out who’s right among politicians may be impossible (witness the hallway/elevator/office conversations on America’s new Obama-care monstrosity overheard during a routine doctor visit yesterday), but the debate over evolution/creation has got to be a circular maze. Or … Continue reading

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DuhNooz: In Health Bill, Obama Attacks Wealth Inequality – NYTimes.com

And here you have it, folks… straight from the top of the NYT Web Edition: “For all the political and economic uncertainties about health reform, at least one thing seems clear: The bill that President Obama signed on Tuesday is … Continue reading

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America: Changed Forever. In the Name of Health Care.

Change? Radical! For what in health care? Nobody knows! For America? HUGE! Some compare it to Social Security and Medicare. Both are dwarfed. Now both programs’ nation-breaking avalanche of red ink that NOBODY knows how to sop up has been … Continue reading

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Buying Votes on Health-Care: Anything But Kill Fed Abortion Funds

It’s amazing. Deal after deal is being cut to get the health-care-change train rolling. Every deal but one: no deal on our paying for abortion. Why would that be? Killing of… even if some want to call them fetuses… human … Continue reading

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$940 Billion Health-Care Bill To Be Passed Sunday?

The big train is headed our way, folks. Is it gonna be all aboard the miracle train, or lie down while I run over you? Let’s see now. Insurance companies can’t provide any caps on coverage, they must accept new … Continue reading

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