Tag Archives: gulf oil spill

Virginia Checking Immigrant IDs? Newsweek Rescued? Humans Not Fail-Safe? DuhNooz!

Posted on August 3, 2010 by Bubba Didit

Bubba sez… Here’s whur we put all DuhNooz at ain’t important enough t’go anywhur else. Virginia joined the national debate over immigration Monday when Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli II issued a legal opinion that authorizes law enforcement to check the … Continue reading →

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New Confidence in BP? Brits Take Over America with Paul McCartney Concert in Nashville?

Posted on July 27, 2010 by Bubba Didit

We but sob over a New York Times headline: “Road to New Confidence at BP Runs Through U.S.” Oh, yeh! At shore makes sense. Big gusher in the Gulf causin’ the biggest eco disaster ever known’ll shore inspire confidence in … Continue reading →

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Charlie Rangel Gets Busted? Feds/AZ Lawsuit a Bust? Energy Bill Busted? Lohan on Vacation in Jail? | DuhNooz!

Posted on July 23, 2010 by Bubba Didit

Rep. Charles Rangel broke ethics rules, House panel finds… Huhhhhh. Hold on here while I ketch my breath. A U.S. Congressman has broke some rules an the ethics committee is after him? Took free trips on corporate jets while he … Continue reading →

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Anybody Worried About an Oil Spill or Illegal Immigrants or Health or Jobs? Cheer Up. Just Take the Long View!

Posted on July 20, 2010 by Bubba Didit

Take the long term view. At’s spose t’be smart. Don’t worry bout whut’s goin on today. Tomorrow will be better, you jist wait. Ain’t it sumpm how sayin’s git top billin’ as bein’ smart? But thair’s too many takin’ the … Continue reading →

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Things to Believe in: BP Terrorist Help and Gulf Residents Help; The Rich Will Pay Taxes; Obama Care; Government Training Programs | DuhNooz!

Posted on July 19, 2010 by Bubba Didit

Here it comes agin, fokes. Duh-hNooz… News that’s so hard t’blieve y’gotta blieve it. BP helps a terrorist git loose? Hey, fokes. Don’tchy know everthangs fair in love an war and biness? An’ don’chy jist know everthang’s gonna turn out … Continue reading →

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DuhNooz! BP Fixes the Gusher? Senate Fixes Wall Street? Apple Fixes iPhone? Vatican Fixes Priests? We Dream On!

Posted on July 16, 2010 by Bubba Didit

Dontchy jist feel so super good today! BP has the Gulf gusher stopped up, so nobody’s got t’worry bou’tat ole thang no more, AND ‘em gentlemen an gentle ladies in the Senate finely passed at new financial reform law, so … Continue reading →

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Obama Sues Arizona | Lohan to Jail? | BP Stock Up, Beaches Down? | More Twitter Ads? | DuhNooz News

Posted on July 7, 2010 by Bubba Didit

DuhNooz rides agin! Aw-w-w. Woudn’tchy know? The immigration law everbody but the fedral gummint likes is strainin’ relations between the governors of AZ an’ the Mexican state jist across the border. Now that Arizona might arrest some illegals the Mexicans … Continue reading →

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Supreme Court Gives Chicago Its Guns Back | Bubba Says Form Your Own Militia | Clinton Says Blow Up the Gusher.

Posted on June 29, 2010 by Bubba Didit

Yay, Chicago! Y’gottchy guns back. The Supreme Court says the local gummint cain’t take’em away frum ye. So git ou’tair an party. Now not jis crimnals can have’em. Whut? Somebody say only militias are’spose t’hav’em. At’s Ok. All people whut … Continue reading →

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Let’s All Jist Declare BP the Winner and Go Home. A Flaw in the New iPhone?

Posted on June 25, 2010 by Bubba Didit

The cap comes off, the cap goes on. The cap comes off, the cap goes on. It’s like at ole sayin,” the farther they go, the behinder they git. But BP’s tryin’ ‘eir best. An ‘ey’s a lotta tombstones at … Continue reading →

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McChrystal Fired. Now To Become a Double-Dissin’ General? BP: A Drilling Ban Loophole?

Posted on June 24, 2010 by Bubba Didit

Surprises: Like one a’Andy Griffi’s friends used t’say on at show Andy whomped up about our home town, Mayberry. Su’prise, su’prise! An jist looky whut su’prises we got fer y’today. If y’enter WashingtonPost.com in y’web browser whatta y’git? Woodjy say … Continue reading →

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