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More Women Making More Money. Where? Surprise! Washington D.C.

Flash: More women getting into ranks of 100k plus earners. Double Flash: Biggest gains for over 100k women in Washington D.C. Now why would the big salaries for women come out so well in D.C.? ONE GUESS. U.S. Government jobs … Continue reading

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DuhNooz: Library of Congress Archives Tweets | Apologies for Fired Ag Dept Worker | Facebook Tops 500 Mil

DuhNooz rides agin! Headline: Fired USDA official receives apologies from White House, Vilsack (WP) Ain’t it fun t’watch people eat crow? Specially them puffed up fokes in the gummint whut spends s’much time with CYA? An the puffed ups at … Continue reading

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Gluttons fer Punishment: People Hate Facebook, Obama Gang Fires First Thinks Later, Republicans Block Unemployment Benefits, Fail | DuhNooz!

DuhNooz concentrates on gluttons fer punishment. People hate Facebook. At crazy thang. 400 million people are signed up fer it, but hate it? At’s whut a survey says. Here’s all ‘ese fokes who put all ‘ey’re secrets on Facebook, trustin’ … Continue reading

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Obama to Make BP Pay Oil Workers’ Salaries? Karzai Doubts Obama? More Facebook Problems? Duh.

Listen up, fokes. Here’s DuhNooz fer t’day. Obama’s Drillin’ Recess People whut work them oil rigs at Obama shut down with his time-out on offshore drillin’ upset? Why wouldat be? DaddyO says he’s gonna make BP pay all ‘eyre salaries. … Continue reading

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Facebook Secrets Gone? Now You Can Trust Diaspora? Duh-h.

DuhNooz rides again! Roger Miller said in a song, “You Can’t Roller Skate in a Buffalo Herd.” Seems obvious. But people try. Not literally, but they do stupid stuff that amounts to about the same idiocy. Like they go on … Continue reading

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Stock Market Crash? Who Noticed? Facebook’s the Real Problem!

I hear there wuz a big glitch in the stock market yestiddy, so I looked in the New York Times for the scoop on it. Turns out stocks fallin’ over 900 points in 2 shakes of a lamb’s tail, an’ … Continue reading

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