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White House moving to repair troubled relationship with Cabinet

Barack Obama, elected on promises of bringing government together, stopping the bickering and helping each side of the aisle work with the other to bring harmony, apparently can’t work with his own cabinet. According to his friends at the Washington … Continue reading

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The Mid-Term Elections: Good News and Bad News

The mid-term elections are finally over!  I think everyone has seen and heard all of the political commercials we need to deal with for a while… thank goodness we finally get a break.  As the dust begins to settle and … Continue reading

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Pelosi Ruins House Vacation? Judge Overules the People on Gay Marriage and that’s Democracy? Bubba’ll Ask the Militia.

Don’t them fokes in Congress who fight fer us so hard have a tough job? It ain’t enough uv a burden that they only git one month off fer summer vacation, now Nancy Pelosi says she’s gonna call’em all back … Continue reading

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Obama Gittin Tough with China? Russia Havin a Heat Wave? Bubba Asks Jist Whut’s Happnin To This World?

DuhNooz! In the headliner today: The Obama administration has adopted a tougher tone with China in recent weeks. Duhh! how many times have we heared at in recent years? Ain’tat kinda like gittin tough with y’banker? Y’talk about it, fluster … Continue reading

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Anybody Worried About an Oil Spill or Illegal Immigrants or Health or Jobs? Cheer Up. Just Take the Long View!

Take the long term view. At’s spose t’be smart. Don’t worry bout whut’s goin on today. Tomorrow will be better, you jist wait. Ain’t it sumpm how sayin’s git top billin’ as bein’ smart? But thair’s too many takin’ the … Continue reading

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DuhNooz! BP Fixes the Gusher? Senate Fixes Wall Street? Apple Fixes iPhone? Vatican Fixes Priests? We Dream On!

Dontchy jist feel so super good today! BP has the Gulf gusher stopped up, so nobody’s got t’worry bou’tat ole thang no more, AND ‘em gentlemen an gentle ladies in the Senate finely passed at new financial reform law, so … Continue reading

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The Mexican Illegals Swap Deal | The Bad Deal on Spy Swaps | Indian Honor | Times Against Gays?

Didjy hear bout the great illegal immigrant job swap deal? Here’s how it works. The Obama gang goes in to a employer, say a farm knowed t’hire fokes frum Ole Mexico, goes over ‘ey’re hirin’ books an’ makes’em fire all … Continue reading

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LeBron James Over Baby Tylenol? | Hugo Chavez Over Beer? | Harvard Over Health Care? DuhNooz

Everbody’s all giddy over a basketball player when thairs moldy-smellin’ children’s Tylenol in the world? Whur’s our priorities? LeBron James gits a prime-time special jist t’tell everbody whur he’s gonna play basketball, while J&J, the makers of the world’s most … Continue reading

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Financial Reform Law Passed: Who’ll Pay? Bubba Says His Wallet Feels Lighter Already!

Man-n, has Congress got a new law fer you! Gonna save y’money, make y’money an’ affect ever part uv yore life! Dang! At’s big. Listen up, fokes, cause yore Washinton servants stayed up all night t’gi’tat handled by early yestiddy … Continue reading

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Gulf Oil Spill Problem Solved: Obama Preaches, Congress Hears!

Cheer up, people of the Gulf Coast. Obama says the easiest part of all iss oil spill MESS is gonna be cleanin up the beaches. He says all ye hafta do is send some people out there, scoop it up … Continue reading

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