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Gitchy iPhone Fixed Here | The Double-Dip Scoop on the New Chinese News Studios in Times Square!

Boy, have we got duh-nooz fer ye today! Y’cain’t be orderin’ no one-scoop cone this mornin. Y’gotta have at least a dubble dip! Startin w’that new iPhone. If yo’re like a lotta people, ye might be feelin’ left out that … Continue reading

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Can CNN Be Saved?, Obama Celebs at Church

More DuhNooz!… appropriately starting with CNN, which is still wasting a perfectly good cable channel. Ted Turner must be proud. “It was October of 2004, the heat of the presidential campaign, when (Jon) Stewart showed up on “Crossfire,” long CNN’s … Continue reading

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