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BP Quotes on the Gulf Oil Spill? They Ain’t as Dumb as Tony Hayward Acts.

Posted on June 19, 2010 by Bubba Didit

“Pass the word along to Obama. That would be a good place to do some community organizing. He could bring some of the small people together. They love togetherness, and certainly don’t mind getting dirty, so they’d be perfect for the job. And he hates profit, so he’ll probably be most happy to do it.” Continue reading →

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Cheer Up, Gulf Coast Fokes. Obama and BP Have Talked. Yore Trubbles Are Over!

Posted on June 17, 2010 by Bubba Didit

Now that Obama met with them BP big dogs yestiddy, I bet you fokes on the Gulf Coast are jis feelin fine this mornin! Whut a relief at wuz, huh? Lessee, now. BP is gonna set up a $20 billion … Continue reading →

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Gulf Oil Spill Problem Solved: Obama Preaches, Congress Hears!

Posted on June 15, 2010 by Bubba Didit

Cheer up, people of the Gulf Coast. Obama says the easiest part of all iss oil spill MESS is gonna be cleanin up the beaches. He says all ye hafta do is send some people out there, scoop it up … Continue reading →

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Obama to Make BP Pay Oil Workers’ Salaries? Karzai Doubts Obama? More Facebook Problems? Duh.

Posted on June 12, 2010 by Bubba Didit

Listen up, fokes. Here’s DuhNooz fer t’day. Obama’s Drillin’ Recess People whut work them oil rigs at Obama shut down with his time-out on offshore drillin’ upset? Why wouldat be? DaddyO says he’s gonna make BP pay all ‘eyre salaries. … Continue reading →

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The Fights: Obama vs BP, Boxer vs Fiorina, Harold Ford vs Who?

Posted on June 10, 2010 by Bubba Didit

Hoowee! They’s so many fights goin on, it’s hard t’figger out which one t’watch. It’s like fight night on tv havin a differnt fight on ever channel. I’d volunteer t’be the referee, but then I’d hafta be neutral. Nobody wants … Continue reading →

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Tea Party Tidal Wave? New Political Spin? Gulf Oil Spill Puzzle Solved.

Posted on May 18, 2010 by Bubba Didit

A Tea Party tidal wave? Whut do them boys thank they are anyhow? The militia er sumpm? Ain’t whut the tea party is doin’ about the same thang as the original American militia wuz doin’ back when ‘ey threw the … Continue reading →

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