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Obama Gittin Tough with China? Russia Havin a Heat Wave? Bubba Asks Jist Whut’s Happnin To This World?

Posted on July 30, 2010 by Bubba Didit

DuhNooz! In the headliner today: The Obama administration has adopted a tougher tone with China in recent weeks. Duhh! how many times have we heared at in recent years? Ain’tat kinda like gittin tough with y’banker? Y’talk about it, fluster … Continue reading →

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New Face-Saving Serum Offers Hope To Tony Hayward, Charlie Rangel, Lohan, Others | DuhNooz!

Posted on July 28, 2010 by Bubba Didit

I see whur they have a new face-relief serum. Fer shore! I ain’t kiddin. It’s a new Mega-Mushroom Advanced face serum, bein’ advertised on the Internet. Now jist thank uv the possibilities, an all the people at could use such … Continue reading →

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New Confidence in BP? Brits Take Over America with Paul McCartney Concert in Nashville?

Posted on July 27, 2010 by Bubba Didit

We but sob over a New York Times headline: “Road to New Confidence at BP Runs Through U.S.” Oh, yeh! At shore makes sense. Big gusher in the Gulf causin’ the biggest eco disaster ever known’ll shore inspire confidence in … Continue reading →

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Tony Leaves BP? A Republican in Harlem? NY Times Prints Military Secrets and More Amazing iPhone Stuff | DuhNooz!

Posted on July 26, 2010 by Bubba Didit

Tony the Tiger leaves BP? Gits his life back? How? He’s only gittin’ millions t’clear out his stuff an leave, an everbody knows a millionnaire ain’t nuthin no more. Cept when y’can git on a TV show while somebody figgers … Continue reading →

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Gluttons fer Punishment: People Hate Facebook, Obama Gang Fires First Thinks Later, Republicans Block Unemployment Benefits, Fail | DuhNooz!

Posted on July 21, 2010 by Bubba Didit

DuhNooz concentrates on gluttons fer punishment. People hate Facebook. At crazy thang. 400 million people are signed up fer it, but hate it? At’s whut a survey says. Here’s all ‘ese fokes who put all ‘ey’re secrets on Facebook, trustin’ … Continue reading →

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Anybody Worried About an Oil Spill or Illegal Immigrants or Health or Jobs? Cheer Up. Just Take the Long View!

Posted on July 20, 2010 by Bubba Didit

Take the long term view. At’s spose t’be smart. Don’t worry bout whut’s goin on today. Tomorrow will be better, you jist wait. Ain’t it sumpm how sayin’s git top billin’ as bein’ smart? But thair’s too many takin’ the … Continue reading →

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DuhNooz! BP Fixes the Gusher? Senate Fixes Wall Street? Apple Fixes iPhone? Vatican Fixes Priests? We Dream On!

Posted on July 16, 2010 by Bubba Didit

Dontchy jist feel so super good today! BP has the Gulf gusher stopped up, so nobody’s got t’worry bou’tat ole thang no more, AND ‘em gentlemen an gentle ladies in the Senate finely passed at new financial reform law, so … Continue reading →

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If at First You Don’t Fail, Try Try Again? BP, Obama and Mel Gibson | DuhNooz

Posted on July 13, 2010 by Bubba Didit

If at first you don’t fail, try try agin. At seems t’be takin’ the place uv the old succeed advice. It don’t make no sense, but it keeps on happenin. Like Mel Gibson, the new right-size t’fail BP oil cumpny … Continue reading →

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Obama Sues Arizona | Lohan to Jail? | BP Stock Up, Beaches Down? | More Twitter Ads? | DuhNooz News

Posted on July 7, 2010 by Bubba Didit

DuhNooz rides agin! Aw-w-w. Woudn’tchy know? The immigration law everbody but the fedral gummint likes is strainin’ relations between the governors of AZ an’ the Mexican state jist across the border. Now that Arizona might arrest some illegals the Mexicans … Continue reading →

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McChrystal Fired. Now To Become a Double-Dissin’ General? BP: A Drilling Ban Loophole?

Posted on June 24, 2010 by Bubba Didit

Surprises: Like one a’Andy Griffi’s friends used t’say on at show Andy whomped up about our home town, Mayberry. Su’prise, su’prise! An jist looky whut su’prises we got fer y’today. If y’enter WashingtonPost.com in y’web browser whatta y’git? Woodjy say … Continue reading →

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