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Pelosi Ruins House Vacation? Judge Overules the People on Gay Marriage and that’s Democracy? Bubba’ll Ask the Militia.

Don’t them fokes in Congress who fight fer us so hard have a tough job? It ain’t enough uv a burden that they only git one month off fer summer vacation, now Nancy Pelosi says she’s gonna call’em all back … Continue reading

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Virginia Checking Immigrant IDs? Newsweek Rescued? Humans Not Fail-Safe? DuhNooz!

Bubba sez… Here’s whur we put all DuhNooz at ain’t important enough t’go anywhur else. Virginia joined the national debate over immigration Monday when Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli II issued a legal opinion that authorizes law enforcement to check the … Continue reading

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Obama Gittin Tough with China? Russia Havin a Heat Wave? Bubba Asks Jist Whut’s Happnin To This World?

DuhNooz! In the headliner today: The Obama administration has adopted a tougher tone with China in recent weeks. Duhh! how many times have we heared at in recent years? Ain’tat kinda like gittin tough with y’banker? Y’talk about it, fluster … Continue reading

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Bubba Sez, If You’re Gonna Stay in Washinton, You Gotta Pick Some Fights. An Ain’t Immigration Jist the Juiciest?

We jist made illegal a law that required enforcin’ the law. I don’t know abou’tchu, bu’tat makes me confused. ‘Course mama says I musta been born at way, but there is such a thang as bein’ confuseder, ain’t thay? Well … Continue reading

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Charlie Rangel Gets Busted? Feds/AZ Lawsuit a Bust? Energy Bill Busted? Lohan on Vacation in Jail? | DuhNooz!

Rep. Charles Rangel broke ethics rules, House panel finds… Huhhhhh. Hold on here while I ketch my breath. A U.S. Congressman has broke some rules an the ethics committee is after him? Took free trips on corporate jets while he … Continue reading

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Gluttons fer Punishment: People Hate Facebook, Obama Gang Fires First Thinks Later, Republicans Block Unemployment Benefits, Fail | DuhNooz!

DuhNooz concentrates on gluttons fer punishment. People hate Facebook. At crazy thang. 400 million people are signed up fer it, but hate it? At’s whut a survey says. Here’s all ‘ese fokes who put all ‘ey’re secrets on Facebook, trustin’ … Continue reading

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Anybody Worried About an Oil Spill or Illegal Immigrants or Health or Jobs? Cheer Up. Just Take the Long View!

Take the long term view. At’s spose t’be smart. Don’t worry bout whut’s goin on today. Tomorrow will be better, you jist wait. Ain’t it sumpm how sayin’s git top billin’ as bein’ smart? But thair’s too many takin’ the … Continue reading

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Things to Believe in: BP Terrorist Help and Gulf Residents Help; The Rich Will Pay Taxes; Obama Care; Government Training Programs | DuhNooz!

Here it comes agin, fokes. Duh-hNooz… News that’s so hard t’blieve y’gotta blieve it. BP helps a terrorist git loose? Hey, fokes. Don’tchy know everthangs fair in love an war and biness? An’ don’chy jist know everthang’s gonna turn out … Continue reading

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New Health Care Rules Say Tests Are Free. Soon We All Get Free Magic Money For Everything | DuhNooz

Ain’t we all so lucky t’live in America? I’m not talkin’ about freedom an at ole stuff. Here’s the real thang, fokes. The gummint has magic money at jist spends an spends without doin’ anything to make it but print … Continue reading

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Boring News: Jessie Jackson, World Cup Soccer, White House Says Republicans Might Win, Stayfree Pads Dominate the News | DuhNooz!

It’s Monday agin. Oh, Joy. Another day uv old news cause the second-string news team’s been on duty so the A-team can take the weekend off. F’starters, Jessie Jackson says the Cleveland Cavaliers owner Dan Gilbert is treatin’ LeBron James … Continue reading

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