Like usual at such affairs everbody wuz all dresses up in ‘eir Sundy best… ‘cept one. She woulda been in her Sad’dy best. Talkin’ bout them senators hearin whut Elana Kagan wouldn’ say about the possibility a’her gittin’ on the Supreme Court.
Course ‘ey been talkin’ at borin talkin’ f’two days now, t’which Senator Al Franken, who wuz sent thair by the Great State’a Minnesotta, responded by noddin off t’sleep. But then he’s a comedian. But ain’t they all? Like Lindsey Graham, frum at great State a’South Calina, whur thay jist nominated a unemployed dude nobody ever heard uv t’set in one’a them senate seats.
Well Graham asks Kegan whur she wuz on Christmas day, an she sez, after a big gut bustin laff, “Like all Jews I was probly at a Chinese restaurant,” which wuz probly th’only straight answer she’s give’em so fur. Course she did keep up her part by first playin’ like she didn understand an givin a answer to a differnt question at hadn’ ebm been asked.
So whut’s w’them senators anyhow? Playin’ like ‘ey’re frustrated at she ain’t givin’ no straight answers. Ever one uv’em’s a expert at the same thang, ain’t they? We’re talkin’ politics here. Th’perfession at invented th’crooked answer.
Course thay might be tied with talk show hosts f’that honor. Like Larry King’s hangin’ up his suspenders? Retirin? At’s whut he says. An he says he give it some thought, brung it up t’CNN an CNN “graciously accepted” his idea t’retire. Hmm. Wunder why. Could it be ‘is ratins are in the dumper? Nah. Everbody jist understands he wonts t’spend more time with’is wife now tha’tey called off their divorce.
D’ye thank his bosses at CNN wuz droppin’ a hint er two here an thair? Couldn’t be, cause Larry told Bill Maher at the whole thang wuz his idea frum the git-go. An’ everbody know’s God’ll gitchy if ye lie to a comedian.
Finely, I’m shore we’d all agree that It’s great t’have a stay at home dad. At’s whut a neighbor said abou’tem Russian spies ‘ey caught the other day in New Jersey, a great state f’straight talk if they ever wuz one. So lessee now. Y’got neighbors in a middle-class neighborhood, nobody ever goes t’work, y’don’t see’em usin’ food stamps at the grocery store, an’ the onliest thang about it is “it’s great t’have a stay at home dad?” Duh-h.
Like at ole boy Siggy said when he wuz workin on at slip we all love so much, “…we men… find reality generally quite unsatisfactory” – Sigmund Freud, Psychoanalysis (1910
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