Unbelievable? What could be unbelievable these days. While they’re supposed to be looking out for us, some of the top people are spending up to eight hours a day watching porn?
But they stick their heads out of their offices long enough to bring a shaky fraud case against Goldman Sachs.
Hey, John! did you see this sweet thang on site XXX? Man, she’s a knockout. Wouldn’t ya just love to knock her up? Oh by the way, my assistant is writing up Goldman Sachs. We got to do something to grab some headlines. Make John Q think we’re actually doing something to protect him. And the bigger the Bank, the more JQ will believe us. DaddyO has blasted them enough that the public will definitely be on our side.
What? You think the case won’t stick? So what? We’ll get enough attention in the press to run a smoke screen bigger than the smoking volcanoes in Iceland. Notice how that’s down the news scale already. Well, knocking out a big bank’ll grab their attention. Just wait’ll you see John Q’s face when he sees the reaction in his 401K. And nobody’ll blame us. They’ll blame the big banks.
So why don’t you have your assistant – now come on, let’s call’em what they are – secretaries – have your secretary go over the case my secretary wrote up and let’s get this thing going by Friday. I’m tired of my porn surfing being interrupted every time my secretary messes up and I have to change a word or two. Not gonna make any difference anyway. Nobody reads this stuff. The Goldman lawyers are probably surfing the same stuff.
Oh and it’s time your secretary fabricated a bigger expense account. Mine’s run out of ideas.
Enough of this nonsense. I just found the wildest site ever. Bye.
