“Beware! Nancy Pelosi is a colossal tax-dollar-engorged monster who ravages small towns and must be brought down by Republican ray guns.” (1)
Here she is in all her glory as seen in a Republican political ad:
Ain’t she sweet?
Now is at more like the National Enquirer than the Washinton Post? If you said it wuz more like the NE you wouldn’ win the cookie. It’s the WP.
Jocul, Jocul! Ain’t the political season fun? I member when I use ta’thank it wuz all borin.” But now they’s more comedians in politics than on Comedy Central. An I ain’t includin Al Frankenstein, the jocular Senator frum Minnesotta. They’s all in on it.
They’s the comedy show they call senate confirmation hearings, Supreme Court version. At’s whur a bunch uv’em get t’gether an ask current nominee Elana Kegan stupid questions, all of which she right away refuses t’answer on the grounds that she might say sumpm at might be important.
So she don’ know nuthin. An ‘ey all set thair an’ play 20,000 questions, while everbody knows ‘ey ain’ gonna git no answers, but ‘ey play like ‘ey are while she not only don’t say nuthin new, she ebm takes back everthang she ever said. An’ everbody acks suprised. At stuff oughtta be on the Comedy Channel, not C-span. Duh-h
An ‘en thairs the local ones. Everbody’s got’em. Like aroun here we got one dude at wonts t’be my state senator an sez he’s gonna fight fer kids. Fight fer kids? He thanks I’m wontin him t’teach my kids about fightin? Duh-h
His opponent says vote fer him. He’s fer kids too. An besides, he’s a doctor. A anesthesioligist. At means he puts people t’sleep while other doctor fokes cut on’em.
Now that might git my vote. Maybe he could go upair t’the Capitol, put’em all t’sleep, an ‘ey wouldn’t be able t’do a thang t’steal my money.
We’ll jis call it the new politics. “Who, me? I know nothin.’ I wuz asleep all the time. On with our battle cry, boys… SNAFU!”
(1)via Conservatives use Pelosi as face of liberalism in campaign ads.
