The Obama administration has leaked a story t’the New York Times as says ‘ey’re plannin’ to “expand opportunities for Americans to travel to Cuba.” Alriiight!!! At’s gonna be a lotta fun. You thank Vegas used t’be wide opm, at ain’t nuthin! Jist wait’ll you see Havana! …Naw, I ain’t never been air, but everbody’s seen them ole movies about good times in Havana, ain’tay?
An’ at’s whur Ricky wuz frum wadn’t it? You ‘member Ricky, dontchy? Lucy’s husband on at ole Lucy TV show? Man, didn’ey know how t’have a good time! Well, at all came frum Cuba. They wuz booze, women & song galore down air. Now I did’n leave out the wine, ‘ey did. None’a that weak stuff, jist straight t’the hard stuff. Rum! Rum is frum sugar cane, an sugar cane is frum Cuba. ‘Cept in America. Continue reading →
News from Hollywood Reporter & Washington Post with snide comments by Bubba:
Netflix will pay almost $1 billion to Epix over five years for online-streaming rights for movies from Paramount, Lionsgate and MGM. (HR) Duhh! Did somebody say thair wuz a recession?
President Obama’s remarks Friday and Saturday on a proposed mosque and Islamic cultural center near Ground Zero sparked heated exchanges on the Sunday morning news shows. (WP) Well imagin’at! A heated exchange amongst politicians! An over sumpm at has t’do with religion, which is spose t’be separate frum gummint? Who’d a’thunk it? Continue reading →
DuhNooz frum the New York Times, with comments by Bubba:
“A federal district judge lifted a stay on his decision on same-sex marriage, but he delayed implementation of the order until Aug. 18.” …Uhhh…anybody understand whu’tat says? A judge decides on sumpm, then decides t’delay whut he decided, then undelays it, then delays the undelay? Duhh!
“Members of Congress who once won voter loyalty for sending money back home are now being punished with election losses.” …Ding dong! Y’mean people are finely figgerin out they’re bein’ bribed with their own money? Continue reading →
DuhNooz rides agin…
The First Wave of Weary Aides Heads for the Exits… Whut? All them White House idealists’re jumpin ship after jist 18 months? Y’mean ‘ey thought doin’ sumpm wuz gonna be as easy as talkin’ about it? Duhh!
Unrest Is Undermining Hopes for Afghan Vote… Duhh! imagine at. Ain’t votin spose t’be easy? Specially in a non-country like Afghanistan? Whut’s goin on? Them people don’t appreciate our way uv life? Ain’t thay seen us on TV. Don’t they all wanna be Hollywood stars. Ding dong!
Farmers Lean to Truce on Animals’ Close Quarters… Now thair’s one fer the fund-raisin’ letters. Jist who are these people objectin t’keepin chickens in tight spaces while they’s waitin f’their heads t’be cut off so we can buy’em by the box at KFC, then scarf’em down? Ain’tese people never been to a concert or a football game whur people’re packed in like sardines? Or whut abou’tat crowd y’see ever New Year’s Eve in Times Square? An’ somebody’s worried about chickens at’re jist waitin to be slaughtered? Duhh!
Chinese Hospitals Are Battlegrounds of Discontent… ‘Ey got problems? An ey’re lendin us money so we can spend more on our health care at’s spose t’cost less? Shore makes sense t’me.
Officer Sues to Block His Discharge Under Gay Ban… Ain’t America jist the greatest? Thangs we know are goin on, but we pretend they ain’t goin’ on, then we sue about keepin’ secret sumpm everbody knows aint secret. Duhh!
Do I hafta say it? I mean like at ole boy Siggy said when he invented the slip, “…we men… find reality generally quite unsatisfactory” – Sigmund Freud, Psychoanalysis (1910)
Fed buying gummint debt? At’s shore whu’tay say. An with whut? Mortgage backed securities? Ain’tem thangs whut started the money crazies t’begin with? The Washinton Post says whu’tey’re doin is “in effect, it creates money out of thin air and uses it to pay investors for the bonds.” Duhh!
Don’tat sound about like Lehman Brothers ‘an at big insurance cumpny AIG back when ‘ey wuz throwin’ around funny money? An’ whut happmd t’them? Did’n ey go broke? Continue reading →
(WSJ) “A JetBlue flight attendant upset because a passenger refused to apologize after accidentally striking him with luggage, allegedly spewed obscenities over the PA system, then activated and slid down a plane’s emergency chute before disappearing into a terminal at John F. Kennedy airport…” Talk about Take This Job and Shove It! At boy’s got it down! Continue reading →
Fokes back home call it “poopin’ whur y’eat.” Poop’s the polite word. Mama won’t let me use the S word. An’ at poopin’ has tripped up another man who wuz ridin’ high.
Seemed like bidness? The NYT says about the soirees Hewlitt Packard CEO Mark Hurd had with his so called consultant, “The events were billed as C.E.O. executive summit meetings, exclusive gatherings, often lasting several days, where Hewlett-Packard officials wooed top customers. Continue reading →
We got ourselfs a new Supreme Court Justice, proving once agin at experience means nuthin. It’s all how y’feel about thangs. It’s feelin’s at count. DaddyO sez Kagan “…knows that the Supreme Court’s decisions shape not just the character of our democracy, but the circumstances of our daily lives.” An besides, she was his bud in Chicago. back when he wuz organizin’ communities. Whut is it they say about it ain’t whu’tchy know, it’s who y’know? Continue reading →
Don’t them fokes in Congress who fight fer us so hard have a tough job? It ain’t enough uv a burden that they only git one month off fer summer vacation, now Nancy Pelosi says she’s gonna call’em all back t’vote on a state gummint bailout! Pore servants! Sometimes the sacrifice jist gits too great t’bear. Why they keep on with such a tough job, an ebm’ fight fer it over an over is shore a mystery, don’tchy thank?
Another question at’s botherin me. Anybody ou’tair got any idea why we call iss a democracy, when one judge kin vote down millions uv people? Kin anybody figger out how we call it three equal branches uv gummint when one branch kin overrule the other two an ebm the fokes whut elected the other two, but we don’t git to elect the one at overrules everbody? Don’tat make a fedral judge sumpm like a emperor, or at least a king? Continue reading →
Oil spills may come and go, celebrities may git in an out uv jail an everbody laughs an goes on with whutever’s next, but one thang sticks ferever: Don’t mess with my religion!
At big hooraw in New York City about a Muslim center, or mosque or whutever it is takes up enough space an time in the media t’be a war. Which it is. One side says it’s a insult t’the 9/11 victims, another says we oughten t’be intolerant. They’s s’many sides bein’ barked about that we cain’t keep trak uv’em. But it’s all the same thang. “Don’t mess with my religion.” Continue reading →
