Flash: More women getting into ranks of 100k plus earners. Double Flash: Biggest gains for over 100k women in Washington D.C.
Now why would the big salaries for women come out so well in D.C.? ONE GUESS. U.S. Government jobs are the highest paid, most secure jobs in America. Like we didn’t know that already. Continue reading
The national effort to destroy Christmas has found a new ally. It’s Richmond Virginia. Richmond, the capital of the old Confederate States of America, for crying out loud.
This year the Christmas Parade in Richmond will no longer be the Christmas Parade. It’ll be the “holiday parade.” But “The tradition will continue,” said Charlie Donato, vice chairman for media promotions for the nonprofit Richmond Parade Inc. Continue reading
Item from the New York Times:
“With insurgents increasingly attacking the American fuel supply convoys that lumber across the Khyber Pass into Afghanistan, the military is pushing aggressively to develop, test and deploy renewable energy to decrease its need to transport fossil fuels.”
So we’re going to run military vehicles on the sun’s rays? Now we’re getting totally ridiculous. As if we weren’t absurd enough already. Continue reading
Bubba Didit has been making snide comments about DuhNooz for so long it’s time he had his own blog. So he’s moved to a new perch on the Internet: DuhNooz.com. Hope you’ll catch him there.
I’ll be having more to say in this slot soon.
DuhhNooz… with snide comments by Bubba.
Tribal warfare looms over push for cig tax (NY Post) …Duhh! White man tryin’ t’put down the Indians again. New York trying to collect cigarette tax from a sovereign nation? Pardon them while they circle the state capitol an fling a few arrows. Jist proves gummint’ll do anythang t’feed its hunger f’other fokes money. Continue reading
Whut is it about religion at gits fokes so stirred up? Like no matter who y’are, whu’tchy are or whur y’are, jist say sumpm aginst Islam, an’ y’git t’be a celebrity right away. Ebm if y’re a lone fugitive frum some local nut house. Or maybe ‘specially if you’re that! Continue reading
John McCain won the Repub primary in Arizona? An it only took 20-plus million bucks t’do it? How could such a thang happm? Shucks, everbody knows at. He stopped bein’ Mr. Nice Guy an promised t’fight. See? We jist keep on sayin’ it, but thair’s some fokes at don’t blieve it. Americans love a fight. This love stuff don’t make it! Continue reading
Whut’s iss about Sylvester Stallone an Julia Roberts takin’ top box office? Ain’tay gittin’ t’be ole fokes? F’shore! I jist looked it up. She’s past 40 an he’s north a’60! An’ ain’t young fokes the ones at buy the most tickets? Whut’s happnin here? Shorely young’uns ain’t startin’ to pay attention t’their elders. Wouldn’ at be revolutionary!
Oops. Too late. Jist after I Googled Julia, I found out she’s dangerous t’search fer. She an Cameron Diaz are spose t’be the two most dangerous searches in America. Hackers use’em as bait t’lure fokes in an steal all ‘eyr stuff. Whooee! I never been s’glad that I ain’t got much stuff. Continue reading
Courtesy of the able writers of the New York Times and Washington Post, who are so apt at creatin’ tons uv Duh-style Nooz, here’s a small part uv today’s crop.
“The White House is preparing measures that would expand opportunities for Americans to travel to Cuba and send money there, congressional and Obama administration officials say.” Yeh, I know we had the travel part yesterday, but one uv our sources left out the send money part, an at’s important. As much money as we let illegals export to Mexico, we cain’t discriminate aginst Cuba by not sendin tons uv our money t’them too. Besides, it’s all borrowed from China, so whutta we care whut we do with it?
“A federal investigation of a controversial Arizona sheriff known for tough immigration enforcement has intensified in recent days, escalating the conflict between the Obama administration and officials in the border state.” Hey! If our injustice system ain’t gonna let the rest uv the people of Arizona git by with disobeyin DaddyO, why should we let a simple sheriff git by with anythang? Duhh!
An if our crack dudes at the injustice department cain’t git enough done in one place, thair’s plenty a’places t’screw up. Now we read that “A federal jury in Chicago convicted former Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich of one count of lying to the FBI but deadlocked on 23 corruption counts Tuesday, a setback for prosecutors who spent years pursuing the voluble and theatrical Democrat.” At don’t matter. All them fedral lawyers git paid jist as much fer failin as anythang else ey do. If air is anythang else. Continue reading
