DuhNooz rides agin!
Aw-w-w. Woudn’tchy know? The immigration law everbody but the fedral gummint likes is strainin’ relations between the governors of AZ an’ the Mexican state jist across the border. Now that Arizona might arrest some illegals the Mexicans are unhappy. Jist thank about it. Now they cain’t send illegals over t’litter, sell drugs an pass the buck back t’ole Mexico.
But have no fear, Ole Mexico. Daddy Obama’s gang is on the case. His boys have filed a lawsuit aginst them rogue people uv Arizona, sayin’ ‘ey’re new law might cause some confusion in the way immigration laws are enforced. Well! we shore wouldn’ wanna have no confusion, would we? Duh-h.
Aw-w-w. Little Lindsay Lohan’s gon hafta go t’jail. JAIL?! Can ‘ey do that? I mean she ebm cried a coupla tears. Ain’tat spose t’make at bad ole judge understand how much at might hurt a pore girl’s feelins? An’ any judge oughtta know celebs aint spose t’have ‘ey’re feelins hurt. Specially spoiled little girls. All li’l Lindsy did wuz fergit t’go t’some borin’ meetin’s the judge invited her to. Duh-h.
‘Ey say BP stock is goin’ up agin. Well at shore makes sense. The oil spill is gittin worse. Oil is bein’ found on the East Coast a’Florida an in Lake Ponchartrain an on the beaches uv Texas, but BP’s stock is gittin’ better. Everbody knows at thangs always hafta git worse before ‘ey git better, don’tay? I know we always say, “If it makes sense, at ain’t the way it works.” But does Wall Street know sumpm the rest uv us don’t? An’ ain’t they always right about everthang? Duh-h.
Attention all Tweets. Or is it Twits? (It’s hard t’remember whut t’call peeps ese days…or is it people?) Anyhow, here’s the deal fer you. Twitter is about t’give y’bargains galore with a new way uv sellin stuff to ye. Here’s the deal, an I quote frum at reliable sourse the New York Times: “The company announced @earlybird Exclusive Offers, which will be time-sensitive deals on products and events that will appear on the @earlybird Twitter account.” Duh-h
Now ain’tchy jist bustin with anticipation? Step right up, fokes.
We dig into our quoter system an’ find whut ole P.T. Barnum had t’say ’bout it a long time ago. Could’iss be it? “There’s a sucker born every minute?” Duh-h!
