I see whur they have a new face-relief serum. Fer shore! I ain’t kiddin. It’s a new Mega-Mushroom Advanced face serum, bein’ advertised on the Internet. Now jist thank uv the possibilities, an all the people at could use such a miracle serum.
Like Tony the Tiger Hayward uv BP. If anybody could use some face-savin’ serum, at man could. Jist one thang. Somebody needs t’figger out whether the serum will work with antifreeze, cause we hear Tony is bein’ sent t’Siberia.
Then a’course airs BP itself. Spurtin all at oil in the Gulf has already cost’em 32 billion ‘ey say, an ‘ey’re jist gittin started.
Lindsey Lohan shore needs some uv it. Settin’ air in jail, after makin’ a big thang about paintin a message on her fanger nails fer the judge at wuz hearin’ her case. Course she is gittin’ a lot uv free publicity an she’s writin’ some songs she says are shore t’be Grammy winners, so maybe she only needs a half a teaspoon uf face-savin serum. Maybe she needs a lotta reality serum if we could find some?
The Pentagon, fer not bein’ able t’control its secrets. An maybe while smoothin’ over at lost face, ‘ey could git some ‘Get Smart” serum? ‘Member at ole comedy show with the bumblin secret agent? Seems like ‘ey might already have some’a that, cause while ‘ey’re launchin’ a investigation inta how somebody stole them secrets, ‘ey’re sayin’ air ain’t nuthin important in’em anyhow. Duhh.
Charlie Rangel. Course at night be a hopeless case, since he says now he wants t’negotiate his fate in the House, whut’s about t’put him on trial f’ethics violations. Did’n he jist say he looked forward to a trial so he could clear his name? Bring on the face-savin’ serum! Quick.
We’re gonna qui’tiss fore it gits totally recidulous, but everbody gits the idea. Problem is, air cain’t possibly be enough a’that serum t’go around. They’s jist too much face at needs savin.
Like at ole boy Siggy said when he invented the slip, “…we men… find reality generally quite unsatisfactory” – Sigmund Freud, Psychoanalysis (1910
