Everbody’s all giddy over a basketball player when thairs moldy-smellin’ children’s Tylenol in the world? Whur’s our priorities? LeBron James gits a prime-time special jist t’tell everbody whur he’s gonna play basketball, while J&J, the makers of the world’s most famous baby powder an Tylenol gits barely more than a footnote f’recallin’ at children’s Tylenol? Oh, the injustices of this world!
Well! Off this light stuff an on t’some fightin. After all at’s whut makes th’world go round. ‘Member at ole boy Hugo Chavez? He’s a president, y’know, an presidents is awful powrful. He took over all the oil cumpnies in Venezuela an put his gummint cronies t’runnin’em a long time ago.
Turns out his oil cumpny ain’t doin’ so good distributin chickens an powdered milk, which of course made perfect sense fer a gummint run oil cumpny t’do. After all the gummint can do anythang better, ‘member. Problem is ‘ey been lettin’ all at stuff lay aroun s’long the chickens been rottin’ an smellin an the babies ain’t gittin no milk.
People might be able t’put up with at, but now Hugo Baby has jist gone TOO far. He’s threaten’in t’take over whut? BEER! Now he’s done it! The people are risin’ up. The workers are blockin the gates. Oil an chickens an powdered milk might be one thang, but don’t mess with m’beer, boy. Y’got a fight on y’hands now! The worker people are gonna block at deal ‘ey say. An ‘ey are! Hooray fer bustin’ up the beer takeover! At’s a fight worth fightin’ ANY day!
But deep down, don’t we know air’s sumpm wrong thair somewhere? Jis thank about it. Presidents is always fightin’ fer workers, an here’s workers fightin’ aginst a president? Don’tay know whuts good fer’em? Why, the worker people in America would never git mad at our president. Everbody knows how he fights fer us ever day. Like standin out thair on at dirty beach in ‘is shiny shoes an white shirt riskin gittin ‘is Sunday go t’meetin clothes dirty. An all cause he’s fightin’ fer us? How much fightier could he git? At’s whut makes it s’hard t’understand why anybody could git upset that a president is takin’ over sumpm.
Why, our DaddyO fights fer us ever day in other ways too. Like he went ahead an appointed a Harvard dude name uv Donald Berwick t’run our health care an did it while congress wudn’ lookin. They wuz off fer the July 4th holidays an he knowed they wudn’ likin his choice, so always fightin fer us, he went ahead an’ sneaked iss dude inta the job. An iss new Czar blieves in redistributin the wealth by the way he runs health care. At means all you pore people are gonna git all the money of all the rich people. An the gummint ain’t gon take a dime in commission f’arrangin all at fer you.
I thank he also has a bridge he’d like t’sell us fer a right fair price. Ain’tat nice a’him?
Like at ole boy Thomas Paine said back air in 1792, when fathers wuz first bein promoted t’forefathers. “Government, even in its best state, is but a necessary evil” –The Rights of Man (1792)
