(WSJ) “A JetBlue flight attendant upset because a passenger refused to apologize after accidentally striking him with luggage, allegedly spewed obscenities over the PA system, then activated and slid down a plane’s emergency chute before disappearing into a terminal at John F. Kennedy airport…” Talk about Take This Job and Shove It! At boy’s got it down!
Obama on November campaign: “Let’s don’t talk about what I haven’t done, let’s talk about what they’re not gonna do.” Dang! Now at’s a PLAN! An he continues, “They’ve been politickin’ all this time, now it’s my turn. They forget I’m pretty good at that. Duhh! How could anybody fergit? Oh. An he also said education is important. Now how’d he thank at up?
Betchy jist cain’t wait t’gitchy one’a them new Chevy Volt electric cars! It’s priced at a low 41 grand after a gummint chip in uv 7500 bucks. Y’hafta charge it up ever day, an y’cain’t take a trip in it. Y’hafta live pretty close t’work t’ebm’git thair an back on one charge?
An jist thank how green it is! Don’t burn no gas, don’t spit out no carbon. But wait! It burns electricity. An whur does most electricity come frum? Kin you say coal-fired power plants? An who pays at 7500? Ain’tat whut the gummint borries frum China? An ain’tay the biggest, chokinest coal-fired country in the world? Duhh! Nuthin frum nuthin is still nuthin, ain’t it?
(WSJ) “Google and Verizon released a joint proposal stating that wireline broadband providers shouldn’t be able to discriminate against lawful Internet content providers. But the plan would provide benefits to both companies.” Imagine at. The big G an the big V are gone git sumpm outta their proposal? DUHH!
Jobs Available. The Circus Is Hirin
Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus held clown auditions last Friday under the big top at Coney Island. Still lookin’ we hear. We recommend members uv Congress apply.
It’s like at ole philospher David Hume said back air before we ebm knew about oil, much less made our best oil discovery, which wuz it’s a great excuse fer startin a war, “It is never possible to deduce judgements of value from matters of fact” —Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding (1751)
