Bubba sez, “Huh? Ain’t that about like ay been sayin’ about DaddyO tellin’ nem foreigners he ain’t gonna nuke’em if ay do sumpm bad to us? Jis look:
“Senate Republican leaders declined to rule out a filibuster of President Obama’s nominee to succeed retiring Supreme Court Justice John Paul Stevens, if they think the pick falls outside the judicial mainstream.” (1)
Well, no, I guess it’s jis stupider’n anythang else. How they gonna filibuster anyhow? They ain’t got enough votes to do that, have ay? Ain’t that jis whut they call cheap talk? Tell’em y’ ain’t gonna do whut y’ cain’t do anyway? Duh-h
But hang on jist a minitare. They might be some hope. Git’tis:
Most people say traffic has gone from bad to worse in the Washington region, which perennially ranks as one of the most congested in the nation, with more than a quarter of workers occasionally skipping their commute entirely and dialing in from home, according to a new poll by The Washington Post.
If we cain’t stop’em by votin’ aginst’em or marchin’ around holdin’ up signs aginst’em, maybe this is it! They’re gittin’ rid’a themselfs. Committin’ suicide by hirin’. They been takin’ on so many unnecessary people up air that they’ve stirred up so much traffic that they cain’t all git to work. Jist a little more, and problem solved! Bless be!
An’ didji hear? we might jist git rid of California without the big one. Or the big one might be they ain’t got enough money outtare to do the countin’ so the census is boggin’ down. An’ if we cain’t count’em they ain’t thair, right?
Bless be!
(1) via Republicans say Obama’s Supreme Court pick must be mainstream.
