DuhNooz concentrates on gluttons fer punishment.
People hate Facebook. At crazy thang. 400 million people are signed up fer it, but hate it? At’s whut a survey says. Here’s all ‘ese fokes who put all ‘ey’re secrets on Facebook, trustin’ Facebook t’keep at least a secret or two, an the Internet giant blabs all. Duhh. Ain’t there sumpm wrong thair somewhair? Is it the fokes or Facebook or the survey people at’s gluttons fer punishment?
The Obama gang fires first an’ thinks later. At lady whut got caught sayin sumpm at seemed racist about helpin’ or not helpin’ a farmer because she’s black an he’s white? Turns out whut the lady, Shirley Sherrod, said wuz jist the opposite. Now the gimmint’s gon have a investigation? But she gits her job back? Anybody confused?
An the NAACP says ‘ey got snookered inta sayin’ some bad thangs about the lady too. An all iss got started by some blogger jist tryin’ t’stir up trubble. Well now. At clears it all up. How could sumpm on the Internet be wrong? Good gracious, fokes! Ain’t everthang y’read on the Internet spose t’be true? An don’t the gummint spose t’make important decisions based on at truth? Duhh. Anybody wanna count how many gluttons fer punishment we got here?
An how ’bout them Republicans? ‘Ey’re so smart. Pick a fight over gummint spendin’ and how do they do it? Why, hold up jobless benefits with a big filibuster. Now at shore makes’em popular. Talk about pickin’ the right battles! At oughtta jist shoo’em in when we have elections in November. Dubble Duhhhhh. Dubble gluttons fer punishment.
The Obama gang agin: DaddyO’s gonna tell Prime Minister David Cameron whut fer in at case uv the British lettin’ the Lockerby bomber go. Least at’s whut some a’the press said. Ebm said BP had sumpm t’do with it. So whut did the Pres & the Prime talk about? Why the real important stuff. Cold beer versus warm beer, whether their children kept their bedrooms cleaned up and the England-United States World Cup soccer match that ended in a tie. Shore sounded like a real whut fer t’me. Duhh. Is the press all gluttons fer it, er jist some of’em?
Cue Siggy. Like at ole boy Siggy said when he invented the slip, “…we men… find reality generally quite unsatisfactory” – Sigmund Freud, Psychoanalysis (1910)
