Rep. Charles Rangel broke ethics rules, House panel finds… Huhhhhh. Hold on here while I ketch my breath. A U.S. Congressman has broke some rules an the ethics committee is after him? Took free trips on corporate jets while he wuz chairman of the Ways & Means Committee? Gonna have a trial an all? Ain’t we all jist shocked at such a thang could happm right here in America? Duhhh.
The Obama Gang, in court suin’ Arizona, says AZ law interferes with feds enforcin’ immigration law. Lessee now. The feds ain’t enforcin’ the law, an they’re suin’ cause Arizona wants t’enforce the law, an ‘ey say at’s interferin with whut? Scuse me if I’m confused. Jist how can ye interfere with how sumpm’s bein’ done if they ain’t nothin bein’ done? The judge is askin the same question, in more judgy words a’course. Duhhh!
Lack of votes may mean end of energy bill. Duhhh. At’s usually whut happms to sumpm’ when it don’t git votes, ain’t it? Could it be at nobody likes havin gas prices an heatin oil prices an ever other price raised on us? An at some a’them senators are gittin’ afraid they might be affected by a lack uv votes if ‘ey raise’em? Duhhh.
Obama Family Plans Weekend Vacation in Gulf Area. A whole weekend uv showin’ how supportive ‘ey are uv fokes whose lives have been taken away by at BP gulf gusher? Could at be ’cause Michelle spent a few minutes on Panama City Beach, then took off with the whole famly fer a real vacation in Bar Harbor Maine? An fokes noticed at? Well ain’t we all impressed! Duhhh.
Lindsey Lohan Gets Steady Stream of Visitors in Jail. Whut? Y’mean celebs git special treatment ebm in jail? Lil Lindsey can have visitors when the other inmates caint? I’d be shocked, but I see here whur prison officials say “Lindsay might get visitors after the official visiting hours are over for the other inmates for security reasons. It’s for the safety of everyone,” Oh, now at makes it perfeckly clear. Everbody’ll be safer if the star uv the prison show gits her way. Otherwise she might tear down the jail? Duhhh.
I do believe it’s time once agin fer Siggy. “…we men… find reality generally quite unsatisfactory” – Sigmund Freud, Psychoanalysis (1910)
