Category Archives: Waste

It’s All About the Fights: Steinbrenner, Congress or the iPhone | DuhNooz!

Posted on July 14, 2010 by Bubba Didit

Hey, we lost ourselfs a good fighter. In a world at keeps on goin’ cause uv “the fight,” George Steinbrenner wuz shorely too big t’fail. Which means it’s like some people say: death ain’t no failure. It’s a new beginnin? … Continue reading →

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If at First You Don’t Fail, Try Try Again? BP, Obama and Mel Gibson | DuhNooz

Posted on July 13, 2010 by Bubba Didit

If at first you don’t fail, try try agin. At seems t’be takin’ the place uv the old succeed advice. It don’t make no sense, but it keeps on happenin. Like Mel Gibson, the new right-size t’fail BP oil cumpny … Continue reading →

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Boring News: Jessie Jackson, World Cup Soccer, White House Says Republicans Might Win, Stayfree Pads Dominate the News | DuhNooz!

Posted on July 12, 2010 by Bubba Didit

It’s Monday agin. Oh, Joy. Another day uv old news cause the second-string news team’s been on duty so the A-team can take the weekend off. F’starters, Jessie Jackson says the Cleveland Cavaliers owner Dan Gilbert is treatin’ LeBron James … Continue reading →

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The Mexican Illegals Swap Deal | The Bad Deal on Spy Swaps | Indian Honor | Times Against Gays?

Posted on July 10, 2010 by Bubba Didit

Didjy hear bout the great illegal immigrant job swap deal? Here’s how it works. The Obama gang goes in to a employer, say a farm knowed t’hire fokes frum Ole Mexico, goes over ‘ey’re hirin’ books an’ makes’em fire all … Continue reading →

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LeBron James Over Baby Tylenol? | Hugo Chavez Over Beer? | Harvard Over Health Care? DuhNooz

Posted on July 9, 2010 by Bubba Didit

Everbody’s all giddy over a basketball player when thairs moldy-smellin’ children’s Tylenol in the world? Whur’s our priorities? LeBron James gits a prime-time special jist t’tell everbody whur he’s gonna play basketball, while J&J, the makers of the world’s most … Continue reading →

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Everbody’s Hot When it’s Hot In NYC? | Disney Stole Millionaire? | Can Obama’s Picture Lie? | DuhNooz!

Posted on July 8, 2010 by Bubba Didit

Are y’hot or what? Y’must be hot, cause it’s hot in New York City. An whut goes on in NYC goes on everwhair. At’s cause at’s whur all the news is made up. Them people whut makes up fairy tales … Continue reading →

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Obama Sues Arizona | Lohan to Jail? | BP Stock Up, Beaches Down? | More Twitter Ads? | DuhNooz News

Posted on July 7, 2010 by Bubba Didit

DuhNooz rides agin! Aw-w-w. Woudn’tchy know? The immigration law everbody but the fedral gummint likes is strainin’ relations between the governors of AZ an’ the Mexican state jist across the border. Now that Arizona might arrest some illegals the Mexicans … Continue reading →

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Political Comedians: Pelosi And At Bunch. Bubba Sez They Oughta be on the Comedy Channel

Posted on July 1, 2010 by Bubba Didit

“Beware! Nancy Pelosi is a colossal tax-dollar-engorged monster who ravages small towns and must be brought down by Republican ray guns.” (1) Here she is in all her glory as seen in a Republican political ad: Ain’t she sweet? Now … Continue reading →

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Supreme Court Hearings Comedy | Larry King Comedy | Russian Spy Comedy

Posted on June 30, 2010 by Bubba Didit

Like usual at such affairs everbody wuz all dresses up in ‘eir Sundy  best… ‘cept one. She woulda been in her Sad’dy best. Talkin’ bout them senators hearin whut Elana Kagan wouldn’ say about the possibility a’her gittin’ on the … Continue reading →

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Supreme Court Gives Chicago Its Guns Back | Bubba Says Form Your Own Militia | Clinton Says Blow Up the Gusher.

Posted on June 29, 2010 by Bubba Didit

Yay, Chicago! Y’gottchy guns back. The Supreme Court says the local gummint cain’t take’em away frum ye. So git ou’tair an party. Now not jis crimnals can have’em. Whut? Somebody say only militias are’spose t’hav’em. At’s Ok. All people whut … Continue reading →

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