Category Archives: Waste

New Face-Saving Serum Offers Hope To Tony Hayward, Charlie Rangel, Lohan, Others | DuhNooz!

Posted on July 28, 2010 by Bubba Didit

I see whur they have a new face-relief serum. Fer shore! I ain’t kiddin. It’s a new Mega-Mushroom Advanced face serum, bein’ advertised on the Internet. Now jist thank uv the possibilities, an all the people at could use such … Continue reading →

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New Confidence in BP? Brits Take Over America with Paul McCartney Concert in Nashville?

Posted on July 27, 2010 by Bubba Didit

We but sob over a New York Times headline: “Road to New Confidence at BP Runs Through U.S.” Oh, yeh! At shore makes sense. Big gusher in the Gulf causin’ the biggest eco disaster ever known’ll shore inspire confidence in … Continue reading →

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Tony Leaves BP? A Republican in Harlem? NY Times Prints Military Secrets and More Amazing iPhone Stuff | DuhNooz!

Posted on July 26, 2010 by Bubba Didit

Tony the Tiger leaves BP? Gits his life back? How? He’s only gittin’ millions t’clear out his stuff an leave, an everbody knows a millionnaire ain’t nuthin no more. Cept when y’can git on a TV show while somebody figgers … Continue reading →

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Charlie Rangel Gets Busted? Feds/AZ Lawsuit a Bust? Energy Bill Busted? Lohan on Vacation in Jail? | DuhNooz!

Posted on July 23, 2010 by Bubba Didit

Rep. Charles Rangel broke ethics rules, House panel finds… Huhhhhh. Hold on here while I ketch my breath. A U.S. Congressman has broke some rules an the ethics committee is after him? Took free trips on corporate jets while he … Continue reading →

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DuhNooz: Library of Congress Archives Tweets | Apologies for Fired Ag Dept Worker | Facebook Tops 500 Mil

Posted on July 22, 2010 by Bubba Didit

DuhNooz rides agin! Headline: Fired USDA official receives apologies from White House, Vilsack (WP) Ain’t it fun t’watch people eat crow? Specially them puffed up fokes in the gummint whut spends s’much time with CYA? An the puffed ups at … Continue reading →

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Gluttons fer Punishment: People Hate Facebook, Obama Gang Fires First Thinks Later, Republicans Block Unemployment Benefits, Fail | DuhNooz!

Posted on July 21, 2010 by Bubba Didit

DuhNooz concentrates on gluttons fer punishment. People hate Facebook. At crazy thang. 400 million people are signed up fer it, but hate it? At’s whut a survey says. Here’s all ‘ese fokes who put all ‘ey’re secrets on Facebook, trustin’ … Continue reading →

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Anybody Worried About an Oil Spill or Illegal Immigrants or Health or Jobs? Cheer Up. Just Take the Long View!

Posted on July 20, 2010 by Bubba Didit

Take the long term view. At’s spose t’be smart. Don’t worry bout whut’s goin on today. Tomorrow will be better, you jist wait. Ain’t it sumpm how sayin’s git top billin’ as bein’ smart? But thair’s too many takin’ the … Continue reading →

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Things to Believe in: BP Terrorist Help and Gulf Residents Help; The Rich Will Pay Taxes; Obama Care; Government Training Programs | DuhNooz!

Posted on July 19, 2010 by Bubba Didit

Here it comes agin, fokes. Duh-hNooz… News that’s so hard t’blieve y’gotta blieve it. BP helps a terrorist git loose? Hey, fokes. Don’tchy know everthangs fair in love an war and biness? An’ don’chy jist know everthang’s gonna turn out … Continue reading →

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DuhNooz! BP Fixes the Gusher? Senate Fixes Wall Street? Apple Fixes iPhone? Vatican Fixes Priests? We Dream On!

Posted on July 16, 2010 by Bubba Didit

Dontchy jist feel so super good today! BP has the Gulf gusher stopped up, so nobody’s got t’worry bou’tat ole thang no more, AND ‘em gentlemen an gentle ladies in the Senate finely passed at new financial reform law, so … Continue reading →

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New Health Care Rules Say Tests Are Free. Soon We All Get Free Magic Money For Everything | DuhNooz

Posted on July 15, 2010 by Bubba Didit

Ain’t we all so lucky t’live in America? I’m not talkin’ about freedom an at ole stuff. Here’s the real thang, fokes. The gummint has magic money at jist spends an spends without doin’ anything to make it but print … Continue reading →

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