Category Archives: Waste

New Indian Wars in N.Y. | FEMA’s Brownie Rides Again in New Orleans | Gay Republicans? Next the Gay Militia? | Paul Krugman and the Fed-Obama Fairy Tale

DuhhNooz… with snide comments by Bubba. Tribal warfare looms over push for cig tax (NY Post) …Duhh! White man tryin’ t’put down the Indians again. New York trying to collect cigarette tax from a sovereign nation? Pardon them while they … Continue reading

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McCain Fights and Wins Primary; Lohan Gets Outta Rehab Early. Surprised?

John McCain won the Repub primary in Arizona? An it only took 20-plus million bucks t’do it? How could such a thang happm? Shucks, everbody knows at. He stopped bein’ Mr. Nice Guy an promised t’fight. See? We jist keep … Continue reading

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What To Do About All Them Recalled Eggs; Judge Says Stop Killing Embroyos?

DuhNooz from the Washington Post with snide comments by Bubba: “The largest egg recall in U.S. history comes at a point of great consolidation in the egg industry, when a shrinking number of companies produce most of the eggs found … Continue reading

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Send Money to Cuba! Sue the Arizona Sheriff! Let My Bloggo Go! Down with Netherlands Drug Tourists! CIA Violating Rights of Terrorists Again? DuhhNooz!

Courtesy of the able writers of the New York Times and Washington Post, who are so apt at creatin’ tons uv Duh-style Nooz, here’s a small part uv today’s crop. “The White House is preparing measures that would expand opportunities … Continue reading

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DuhNooz Keeps on Comin’ – Bubba on Fed Funny Money, Charlie Rangel and Bootleggers

Fed buying gummint debt? At’s shore whu’tay say. An with whut? Mortgage backed securities? Ain’tem thangs whut started the money crazies t’begin with? The Washinton Post says whu’tey’re doin is “in effect, it creates money out of thin air and … Continue reading

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HP’s Mark Hurd Caught Playin’ with a Lady at Work; Tiger Not Playin’ So Good Anymore!

Fokes back home call it “poopin’ whur y’eat.” Poop’s the polite word. Mama won’t let me use the S word. An’ at poopin’ has tripped up another man who wuz ridin’ high. Seemed like bidness? The NYT says about the … Continue reading

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Virginia Checking Immigrant IDs? Newsweek Rescued? Humans Not Fail-Safe? DuhNooz!

Bubba sez… Here’s whur we put all DuhNooz at ain’t important enough t’go anywhur else. Virginia joined the national debate over immigration Monday when Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli II issued a legal opinion that authorizes law enforcement to check the … Continue reading

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Takes Two Clergy To Marry Chelsea? Guard Delays Border Guarding? Ignorance Makes College Cheating OK? | DuhNooz!

Ta-da… It’s today’s DuhNooz headlines: Takes Two Clergy T’Marry Chelsea Clinton an Marc Whutsisname. Duhh. If at knot’s at hard t’tie, maybe ‘ey shoulda brung in some Boy Scouts. Oh, y’say it wuz a protestant minister an a rabbi? Mus’ … Continue reading

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Obama Gittin Tough with China? Russia Havin a Heat Wave? Bubba Asks Jist Whut’s Happnin To This World?

DuhNooz! In the headliner today: The Obama administration has adopted a tougher tone with China in recent weeks. Duhh! how many times have we heared at in recent years? Ain’tat kinda like gittin tough with y’banker? Y’talk about it, fluster … Continue reading

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Bubba Sez, If You’re Gonna Stay in Washinton, You Gotta Pick Some Fights. An Ain’t Immigration Jist the Juiciest?

We jist made illegal a law that required enforcin’ the law. I don’t know abou’tchu, bu’tat makes me confused. ‘Course mama says I musta been born at way, but there is such a thang as bein’ confuseder, ain’t thay? Well … Continue reading

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