Category Archives: Tech

Let’s All Jist Declare BP the Winner and Go Home. A Flaw in the New iPhone?

The cap comes off, the cap goes on. The cap comes off, the cap goes on. It’s like at ole sayin,” the farther they go, the behinder they git. But BP’s tryin’ ‘eir best. An ‘ey’s a lotta tombstones at … Continue reading

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Facebook Secrets Gone? Now You Can Trust Diaspora? Duh-h.

DuhNooz rides again! Roger Miller said in a song, “You Can’t Roller Skate in a Buffalo Herd.” Seems obvious. But people try. Not literally, but they do stupid stuff that amounts to about the same idiocy. Like they go on … Continue reading

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Happiness? It’s All About Technology: BBC Polls

You wanted to be happy? You bought a new car ’cause a’that? You ran personal ads and joined a online datin’ service cause y’thought you’d find true love there, and git true happiness? Well y’probly found out by now that … Continue reading

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High-tech Fooling the Military? Really? With Powerpoint?

I knowed all ‘ese high-tech people was messin’ with our minds, but now they’re messin’ with our military geniuses. At’s whu’tay say. First thang, they’s all ese i thangs. Pods, pads, phones’n stuff. Aye got all ‘ese apps on’em. I … Continue reading

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Repubs Fight Dems on Finance? Really?

Bubba sez… Oh boy! Hot Dang! It’s another fight! Repubs are snappin’ at Dems now about financial reform. No kiddin’. We been sayin it all along. Congress trying to match brain? with Wall Street? WS gits what they want ever … Continue reading

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Twitter Takeover? Apps Ads? Kids’ Internet Habits? What the World Is Really Coming To!

Mac Cob introduces ads on coffins in celebration of Apple’s introduction of ads on Apps. Continue reading

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Easter, Passover, Apple’s iPad… Whatever, if it’s a Celebration!

It’s an old joke, if it could be called that: Jew says to Christian friend, “Hey don’t come at me with your religion, we invented yours, remember?” Well, Bubba, if you want to claim the invention, it’s your business, but … Continue reading

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Priest Child Abuse Spin Gets Worse, Health-Care Explained, iPad Day

DuhNooz! Ya gotta have it! From The Washington Post: “On the most solemn day in the Roman Catholic calendar, a senior Vatican priest ignited a fresh chapter Friday in the debate over the priest abuse scandal by comparing criticism of … Continue reading

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DuhNooz: iPad, Toyota, the Census and Frog Jump Tennessee

DuhNooz! Ya gotta have it! What? Ya gotta need it to buy it? Nahh! Ya gotta know Americans always buy what they want before they buy what they need! Like all the buzz about Apple’s new iPad, which you get … Continue reading

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Toyota Problems: What You Didn’t Know

That shiny new Lexus you’ve seen on Desperate Housewives, or maybe your neighbor proudly driving, ain’t nothin’ but a Toyota. They’ve done a good job disguising it, but look closely and you’ll see that the Lexus that almost killed a … Continue reading

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