Category Archives: Sports

Boring News: Jessie Jackson, World Cup Soccer, White House Says Republicans Might Win, Stayfree Pads Dominate the News | DuhNooz!

Posted on July 12, 2010 by Bubba Didit

It’s Monday agin. Oh, Joy. Another day uv old news cause the second-string news team’s been on duty so the A-team can take the weekend off. F’starters, Jessie Jackson says the Cleveland Cavaliers owner Dan Gilbert is treatin’ LeBron James … Continue reading →

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LeBron James Over Baby Tylenol? | Hugo Chavez Over Beer? | Harvard Over Health Care? DuhNooz

Posted on July 9, 2010 by Bubba Didit

Everbody’s all giddy over a basketball player when thairs moldy-smellin’ children’s Tylenol in the world? Whur’s our priorities? LeBron James gits a prime-time special jist t’tell everbody whur he’s gonna play basketball, while J&J, the makers of the world’s most … Continue reading →

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Let’s All Jist Declare BP the Winner and Go Home. A Flaw in the New iPhone?

Posted on June 25, 2010 by Bubba Didit

The cap comes off, the cap goes on. The cap comes off, the cap goes on. It’s like at ole sayin,” the farther they go, the behinder they git. But BP’s tryin’ ‘eir best. An ‘ey’s a lotta tombstones at … Continue reading →

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Oil Spill? That’s Nothing. The Real Story Is Mistakes Aren’t Mistakes in Baseball.

Posted on June 4, 2010 by Bubba Didit

The oil gods are angry. Somebody stuck a drill in’em, an’ ey’re fightin’ back. But the most important thang is a perfect baseball game got fouled up by a umpire who knows he’s wrong, admits he’s wrong, an everbody else … Continue reading →

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Tebow and the Tea Party

Posted on April 25, 2010 by Grant Thomas

I am becoming more and more convinced that those who feel a need to discredit Tim Tebow, by among other things, casting appalling aspersions on any chance that he will succeed in the NFL, have a lot in common with … Continue reading →

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The Pot Pours: Final 4 Is Final, Tiger’s New Game, Toyota, and Priests Play Again

Posted on April 6, 2010 by Norman Daniels

Despite all we can do, DuhNooz goes on. Once in a while, we get a break from the Washington Madness, and get caught up in something like March Madness. Last night was such a night. And two teams played magnificently … Continue reading →

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March Madness or Washington Madness? Which Matters Most?

Posted on March 31, 2010 by Norman Daniels

The answer in a moment, but first a couple of things to consider: Boys will be boys. The Republican National Committee gets together a gang of young, rich donors in a Beverly Hills Hotel to “cultivate” them (translated extract more … Continue reading →

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The Return of the Tiger

Posted on March 18, 2010 by Grant Thomas

WINDERMERE, FLA.— When Tiger Woods announced that he was returning to competitive golf at the Masters in April, it was if someone had fired the gun that started the race, with every journalist and broadcaster in the blocks ready to … Continue reading →

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Tiger’s Windermere

Posted on March 1, 2010 by Grant Thomas

If you have watched any major golf tournament in the past few years, quite likely you have heard the announcer on the first tee say: “From Windermere, Florida…Tiger Woods!”  Why in the world, when he could live anywhere in the … Continue reading →

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Has NOW Totally Lost Touch With Reality?

Posted on February 18, 2010 by Grant Thomas

When it was first announced that the group Focus on the Family had bought an ad to appear in the Super Bowl, and that it would feature football star Tim Tebow and his mother, you would have thought they had … Continue reading →

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