Category Archives: satire

DuhNooz: White House Clearing Out; Sympathy For Chickens? Where Does It all End?

Posted on August 12, 2010 by Bubba Didit

DuhNooz rides agin… The First Wave of Weary Aides Heads for the Exits… Whut? All them White House idealists’re jumpin ship after jist 18 months? Y’mean ‘ey thought doin’ sumpm wuz gonna be as easy as talkin’ about it? Duhh! … Continue reading →

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DuhNooz Keeps on Comin’ – Bubba on Fed Funny Money, Charlie Rangel and Bootleggers

Posted on August 11, 2010 by Bubba Didit

Fed buying gummint debt? At’s shore whu’tay say. An with whut? Mortgage backed securities? Ain’tem thangs whut started the money crazies t’begin with? The Washinton Post says whu’tey’re doin is “in effect, it creates money out of thin air and … Continue reading →

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Pelosi Ruins House Vacation? Judge Overules the People on Gay Marriage and that’s Democracy? Bubba’ll Ask the Militia.

Posted on August 5, 2010 by Bubba Didit

Don’t them fokes in Congress who fight fer us so hard have a tough job? It ain’t enough uv a burden that they only git one month off fer summer vacation, now Nancy Pelosi says she’s gonna call’em all back … Continue reading →

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Takes Two Clergy To Marry Chelsea? Guard Delays Border Guarding? Ignorance Makes College Cheating OK? | DuhNooz!

Posted on August 2, 2010 by Bubba Didit

Ta-da… It’s today’s DuhNooz headlines: Takes Two Clergy T’Marry Chelsea Clinton an Marc Whutsisname. Duhh. If at knot’s at hard t’tie, maybe ‘ey shoulda brung in some Boy Scouts. Oh, y’say it wuz a protestant minister an a rabbi? Mus’ … Continue reading →

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Obama Gittin Tough with China? Russia Havin a Heat Wave? Bubba Asks Jist Whut’s Happnin To This World?

Posted on July 30, 2010 by Bubba Didit

DuhNooz! In the headliner today: The Obama administration has adopted a tougher tone with China in recent weeks. Duhh! how many times have we heared at in recent years? Ain’tat kinda like gittin tough with y’banker? Y’talk about it, fluster … Continue reading →

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Bubba Sez, If You’re Gonna Stay in Washinton, You Gotta Pick Some Fights. An Ain’t Immigration Jist the Juiciest?

Posted on July 29, 2010 by Bubba Didit

We jist made illegal a law that required enforcin’ the law. I don’t know abou’tchu, bu’tat makes me confused. ‘Course mama says I musta been born at way, but there is such a thang as bein’ confuseder, ain’t thay? Well … Continue reading →

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New Face-Saving Serum Offers Hope To Tony Hayward, Charlie Rangel, Lohan, Others | DuhNooz!

Posted on July 28, 2010 by Bubba Didit

I see whur they have a new face-relief serum. Fer shore! I ain’t kiddin. It’s a new Mega-Mushroom Advanced face serum, bein’ advertised on the Internet. Now jist thank uv the possibilities, an all the people at could use such … Continue reading →

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New Confidence in BP? Brits Take Over America with Paul McCartney Concert in Nashville?

Posted on July 27, 2010 by Bubba Didit

We but sob over a New York Times headline: “Road to New Confidence at BP Runs Through U.S.” Oh, yeh! At shore makes sense. Big gusher in the Gulf causin’ the biggest eco disaster ever known’ll shore inspire confidence in … Continue reading →

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Tony Leaves BP? A Republican in Harlem? NY Times Prints Military Secrets and More Amazing iPhone Stuff | DuhNooz!

Posted on July 26, 2010 by Bubba Didit

Tony the Tiger leaves BP? Gits his life back? How? He’s only gittin’ millions t’clear out his stuff an leave, an everbody knows a millionnaire ain’t nuthin no more. Cept when y’can git on a TV show while somebody figgers … Continue reading →

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Charlie Rangel Gets Busted? Feds/AZ Lawsuit a Bust? Energy Bill Busted? Lohan on Vacation in Jail? | DuhNooz!

Posted on July 23, 2010 by Bubba Didit

Rep. Charles Rangel broke ethics rules, House panel finds… Huhhhhh. Hold on here while I ketch my breath. A U.S. Congressman has broke some rules an the ethics committee is after him? Took free trips on corporate jets while he … Continue reading →

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