Category Archives: Religion

DuhNooz! BP Fixes the Gusher? Senate Fixes Wall Street? Apple Fixes iPhone? Vatican Fixes Priests? We Dream On!

Dontchy jist feel so super good today! BP has the Gulf gusher stopped up, so nobody’s got t’worry bou’tat ole thang no more, AND ‘em gentlemen an gentle ladies in the Senate finely passed at new financial reform law, so … Continue reading

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Happiness? It’s All About Technology: BBC Polls

You wanted to be happy? You bought a new car ’cause a’that? You ran personal ads and joined a online datin’ service cause y’thought you’d find true love there, and git true happiness? Well y’probly found out by now that … Continue reading

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People Who Claim There’s No God Wanna Make One Up?

Fer it or agin it, almost everbody’s got sumpm t’say about religion. Funny how they start fights over it, when the gods of most religions are said to be for peace. Back home, most people we knew went to preachin’. … Continue reading

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California’s Pot Problem. America’s Prayer Problem. Should We Legalize’em Both?

As more and more states allow medical use of the drug, and California considers outright legalization, marijuana’s supporters are pushing hard to burnish the image of pot by franchising dispensaries and building brands; establishing consulting, lobbying and law firms; setting … Continue reading

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Where’s God in All This Mess?

It’s enough to make a man or woman swear off religion. Priests sexually abusing little boys, and sometimes girls. Jihadists killing innocent people by the hundreds and thousands in the name, they say, of Allah. Evangelicals in high places frequenting … Continue reading

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Today’s Family. And It’s OK, Kids. Your Priest Can Now Be Reported To Police

Left on a website by Anon: Today, my boyfriend’s mom decided she wanted to see the crib I have for my daughter. She’s almost a year old and she had never bothered to look at it before. She picked today. … Continue reading

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Obama Loves Karzai? The Pope Loves Bad Priests? Mining and Mom Disasters.

Tough love is out, real love is in? For real? OH! DADDY-O! You must really love me! I mean you even thanked me for dinner and all! How can I ever repay you? Could we just all love each other … Continue reading

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New Species? Almost Human, Or Is It? Atheists Rule? Plutonium in Your Garage!

Now git this, people: a dude who’s a scientist, a palienwhatsis, has been diggin’ for ol’ bones ‘n stuff in about the same spot for 20 years. Suddenly, an earshot away, his kid finds the find of finds, just by … Continue reading

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The Pot Pours: Final 4 Is Final, Tiger’s New Game, Toyota, and Priests Play Again

Despite all we can do, DuhNooz goes on. Once in a while, we get a break from the Washington Madness, and get caught up in something like March Madness. Last night was such a night. And two teams played magnificently … Continue reading

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Can CNN Be Saved?, Obama Celebs at Church

More DuhNooz!… appropriately starting with CNN, which is still wasting a perfectly good cable channel. Ted Turner must be proud. “It was October of 2004, the heat of the presidential campaign, when (Jon) Stewart showed up on “Crossfire,” long CNN’s … Continue reading

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