Category Archives: Politics

Obama Gittin Tough with China? Russia Havin a Heat Wave? Bubba Asks Jist Whut’s Happnin To This World?

DuhNooz! In the headliner today: The Obama administration has adopted a tougher tone with China in recent weeks. Duhh! how many times have we heared at in recent years? Ain’tat kinda like gittin tough with y’banker? Y’talk about it, fluster … Continue reading

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Bubba Sez, If You’re Gonna Stay in Washinton, You Gotta Pick Some Fights. An Ain’t Immigration Jist the Juiciest?

We jist made illegal a law that required enforcin’ the law. I don’t know abou’tchu, bu’tat makes me confused. ‘Course mama says I musta been born at way, but there is such a thang as bein’ confuseder, ain’t thay? Well … Continue reading

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Tony Leaves BP? A Republican in Harlem? NY Times Prints Military Secrets and More Amazing iPhone Stuff | DuhNooz!

Tony the Tiger leaves BP? Gits his life back? How? He’s only gittin’ millions t’clear out his stuff an leave, an everbody knows a millionnaire ain’t nuthin no more. Cept when y’can git on a TV show while somebody figgers … Continue reading

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Charlie Rangel Gets Busted? Feds/AZ Lawsuit a Bust? Energy Bill Busted? Lohan on Vacation in Jail? | DuhNooz!

Rep. Charles Rangel broke ethics rules, House panel finds… Huhhhhh. Hold on here while I ketch my breath. A U.S. Congressman has broke some rules an the ethics committee is after him? Took free trips on corporate jets while he … Continue reading

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DuhNooz: Library of Congress Archives Tweets | Apologies for Fired Ag Dept Worker | Facebook Tops 500 Mil

DuhNooz rides agin! Headline: Fired USDA official receives apologies from White House, Vilsack (WP) Ain’t it fun t’watch people eat crow? Specially them puffed up fokes in the gummint whut spends s’much time with CYA? An the puffed ups at … Continue reading

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Gluttons fer Punishment: People Hate Facebook, Obama Gang Fires First Thinks Later, Republicans Block Unemployment Benefits, Fail | DuhNooz!

DuhNooz concentrates on gluttons fer punishment. People hate Facebook. At crazy thang. 400 million people are signed up fer it, but hate it? At’s whut a survey says. Here’s all ‘ese fokes who put all ‘ey’re secrets on Facebook, trustin’ … Continue reading

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DuhNooz! BP Fixes the Gusher? Senate Fixes Wall Street? Apple Fixes iPhone? Vatican Fixes Priests? We Dream On!

Dontchy jist feel so super good today! BP has the Gulf gusher stopped up, so nobody’s got t’worry bou’tat ole thang no more, AND ‘em gentlemen an gentle ladies in the Senate finely passed at new financial reform law, so … Continue reading

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Boring News: Jessie Jackson, World Cup Soccer, White House Says Republicans Might Win, Stayfree Pads Dominate the News | DuhNooz!

It’s Monday agin. Oh, Joy. Another day uv old news cause the second-string news team’s been on duty so the A-team can take the weekend off. F’starters, Jessie Jackson says the Cleveland Cavaliers owner Dan Gilbert is treatin’ LeBron James … Continue reading

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The Mexican Illegals Swap Deal | The Bad Deal on Spy Swaps | Indian Honor | Times Against Gays?

Didjy hear bout the great illegal immigrant job swap deal? Here’s how it works. The Obama gang goes in to a employer, say a farm knowed t’hire fokes frum Ole Mexico, goes over ‘ey’re hirin’ books an’ makes’em fire all … Continue reading

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Obama Sues Arizona | Lohan to Jail? | BP Stock Up, Beaches Down? | More Twitter Ads? | DuhNooz News

DuhNooz rides agin! Aw-w-w. Woudn’tchy know? The immigration law everbody but the fedral gummint likes is strainin’ relations between the governors of AZ an’ the Mexican state jist across the border. Now that Arizona might arrest some illegals the Mexicans … Continue reading

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