Category Archives: Media

More Women Making More Money. Where? Surprise! Washington D.C.

Flash: More women getting into ranks of 100k plus earners. Double Flash: Biggest gains for over 100k women in Washington D.C. Now why would the big salaries for women come out so well in D.C.? ONE GUESS. U.S. Government jobs … Continue reading

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Virginia Checking Immigrant IDs? Newsweek Rescued? Humans Not Fail-Safe? DuhNooz!

Bubba sez… Here’s whur we put all DuhNooz at ain’t important enough t’go anywhur else. Virginia joined the national debate over immigration Monday when Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli II issued a legal opinion that authorizes law enforcement to check the … Continue reading

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Takes Two Clergy To Marry Chelsea? Guard Delays Border Guarding? Ignorance Makes College Cheating OK? | DuhNooz!

Ta-da… It’s today’s DuhNooz headlines: Takes Two Clergy T’Marry Chelsea Clinton an Marc Whutsisname. Duhh. If at knot’s at hard t’tie, maybe ‘ey shoulda brung in some Boy Scouts. Oh, y’say it wuz a protestant minister an a rabbi? Mus’ … Continue reading

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If at First You Don’t Fail, Try Try Again? BP, Obama and Mel Gibson | DuhNooz

If at first you don’t fail, try try agin. At seems t’be takin’ the place uv the old succeed advice. It don’t make no sense, but it keeps on happenin. Like Mel Gibson, the new right-size t’fail BP oil cumpny … Continue reading

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Everbody’s Hot When it’s Hot In NYC? | Disney Stole Millionaire? | Can Obama’s Picture Lie? | DuhNooz!

Are y’hot or what? Y’must be hot, cause it’s hot in New York City. An whut goes on in NYC goes on everwhair. At’s cause at’s whur all the news is made up. Them people whut makes up fairy tales … Continue reading

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Gitchy iPhone Fixed Here | The Double-Dip Scoop on the New Chinese News Studios in Times Square!

Boy, have we got duh-nooz fer ye today! Y’cain’t be orderin’ no one-scoop cone this mornin. Y’gotta have at least a dubble dip! Startin w’that new iPhone. If yo’re like a lotta people, ye might be feelin’ left out that … Continue reading

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Google TV? Joy, Joy, Joy. More Ads!

Oh ma-a-n…are we ever gonna have more TV now. Couch potatoes rejoice. Put’chy laptop on y’lap, chain it t’ye face an make sure it has a remote clicker. Cause it’s gonna have TV on it. Google’s goin’ inta TV! Here’s … Continue reading

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Karzai, European Bailout and Kagan… They All Got Obama’s Number.

Time we did more DuhNooz. And frum the Times: U.S. Tries to Win Afghan Leader With Charm Well ain’t that cute. The boy went off an played footsie w’China an acted like he didn’t like us any more. He’s got … Continue reading

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High-tech Fooling the Military? Really? With Powerpoint?

I knowed all ‘ese high-tech people was messin’ with our minds, but now they’re messin’ with our military geniuses. At’s whu’tay say. First thang, they’s all ese i thangs. Pods, pads, phones’n stuff. Aye got all ‘ese apps on’em. I … Continue reading

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What the Immigration Fight’s REALLY About. And Watch Your Language Around Your Coffee!

Ye know whu’tiss immigration fight is all about? That’s exactly whut it’s about. The fight. They been fightin’ about it fer years. Now they found a new thang about it t’fight about. Arizona. They say the guv signed a law … Continue reading

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