Category Archives: Issues

First Job For Justice Elena Kagan: Bubba Sez Do Sumpm About Con Artist Class-Action Lawyers.

We got ourselfs a new Supreme Court Justice, proving once agin at experience means nuthin. It’s all how y’feel about thangs. It’s feelin’s at count. DaddyO sez Kagan “…knows that the Supreme Court’s decisions shape not just the character of … Continue reading

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Pelosi Ruins House Vacation? Judge Overules the People on Gay Marriage and that’s Democracy? Bubba’ll Ask the Militia.

Don’t them fokes in Congress who fight fer us so hard have a tough job? It ain’t enough uv a burden that they only git one month off fer summer vacation, now Nancy Pelosi says she’s gonna call’em all back … Continue reading

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Why the Fuss Over a Mosque at Ground Zero, and Chelsea’s Wedding to a Jew? Don’t Mess with My Religion!

Oil spills may come and go, celebrities may git in an out uv jail an everbody laughs an goes on with whutever’s next, but one thang sticks ferever: Don’t mess with my religion! At big hooraw in New York City … Continue reading

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Obama Gittin Tough with China? Russia Havin a Heat Wave? Bubba Asks Jist Whut’s Happnin To This World?

DuhNooz! In the headliner today: The Obama administration has adopted a tougher tone with China in recent weeks. Duhh! how many times have we heared at in recent years? Ain’tat kinda like gittin tough with y’banker? Y’talk about it, fluster … Continue reading

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Bubba Sez, If You’re Gonna Stay in Washinton, You Gotta Pick Some Fights. An Ain’t Immigration Jist the Juiciest?

We jist made illegal a law that required enforcin’ the law. I don’t know abou’tchu, bu’tat makes me confused. ‘Course mama says I musta been born at way, but there is such a thang as bein’ confuseder, ain’t thay? Well … Continue reading

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New Face-Saving Serum Offers Hope To Tony Hayward, Charlie Rangel, Lohan, Others | DuhNooz!

I see whur they have a new face-relief serum. Fer shore! I ain’t kiddin. It’s a new Mega-Mushroom Advanced face serum, bein’ advertised on the Internet. Now jist thank uv the possibilities, an all the people at could use such … Continue reading

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Tony Leaves BP? A Republican in Harlem? NY Times Prints Military Secrets and More Amazing iPhone Stuff | DuhNooz!

Tony the Tiger leaves BP? Gits his life back? How? He’s only gittin’ millions t’clear out his stuff an leave, an everbody knows a millionnaire ain’t nuthin no more. Cept when y’can git on a TV show while somebody figgers … Continue reading

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Charlie Rangel Gets Busted? Feds/AZ Lawsuit a Bust? Energy Bill Busted? Lohan on Vacation in Jail? | DuhNooz!

Rep. Charles Rangel broke ethics rules, House panel finds… Huhhhhh. Hold on here while I ketch my breath. A U.S. Congressman has broke some rules an the ethics committee is after him? Took free trips on corporate jets while he … Continue reading

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DuhNooz: Library of Congress Archives Tweets | Apologies for Fired Ag Dept Worker | Facebook Tops 500 Mil

DuhNooz rides agin! Headline: Fired USDA official receives apologies from White House, Vilsack (WP) Ain’t it fun t’watch people eat crow? Specially them puffed up fokes in the gummint whut spends s’much time with CYA? An the puffed ups at … Continue reading

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Gluttons fer Punishment: People Hate Facebook, Obama Gang Fires First Thinks Later, Republicans Block Unemployment Benefits, Fail | DuhNooz!

DuhNooz concentrates on gluttons fer punishment. People hate Facebook. At crazy thang. 400 million people are signed up fer it, but hate it? At’s whut a survey says. Here’s all ‘ese fokes who put all ‘ey’re secrets on Facebook, trustin’ … Continue reading

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