Category Archives: Health

What To Do About All Them Recalled Eggs; Judge Says Stop Killing Embroyos?

DuhNooz from the Washington Post with snide comments by Bubba: “The largest egg recall in U.S. history comes at a point of great consolidation in the egg industry, when a shrinking number of companies produce most of the eggs found … Continue reading

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Anybody Worried About an Oil Spill or Illegal Immigrants or Health or Jobs? Cheer Up. Just Take the Long View!

Take the long term view. At’s spose t’be smart. Don’t worry bout whut’s goin on today. Tomorrow will be better, you jist wait. Ain’t it sumpm how sayin’s git top billin’ as bein’ smart? But thair’s too many takin’ the … Continue reading

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New Health Care Rules Say Tests Are Free. Soon We All Get Free Magic Money For Everything | DuhNooz

Ain’t we all so lucky t’live in America? I’m not talkin’ about freedom an at ole stuff. Here’s the real thang, fokes. The gummint has magic money at jist spends an spends without doin’ anything to make it but print … Continue reading

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LeBron James Over Baby Tylenol? | Hugo Chavez Over Beer? | Harvard Over Health Care? DuhNooz

Everbody’s all giddy over a basketball player when thairs moldy-smellin’ children’s Tylenol in the world? Whur’s our priorities? LeBron James gits a prime-time special jist t’tell everbody whur he’s gonna play basketball, while J&J, the makers of the world’s most … Continue reading

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Red Meat Good! Red Meat Bad! No, It’s Bacon. No It’s Deli?

DuhNooz rides again. Tucked away in a corner of the New York Times, a nook called “Well Blog,” we discover: “A new Harvard study that found no increased risk of heart disease among meat eaters is generating a lot of … Continue reading

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Priest Child Abuse Spin Gets Worse, Health-Care Explained, iPad Day

DuhNooz! Ya gotta have it! From The Washington Post: “On the most solemn day in the Roman Catholic calendar, a senior Vatican priest ignited a fresh chapter Friday in the debate over the priest abuse scandal by comparing criticism of … Continue reading

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Obama’s Problems: Wasn’t He Supposed To Change This Stuff?

More of DuhNews! Wasn’t Obama supposed to change this kind of stuff?: From the Washington Post: “Amid cries of “God is Great,” the former chief of staff of the Indonesian army joined hard-line Muslim activists in a Jakarta ballroom last … Continue reading

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Why France Gave America the Statue of Liberty

Q. When does the effort of separating religion and state become a religion in itself? A. When the French do it. To wit: in less than two weeks, Eric Besson, the French minister for Immigration, Integration and National Identity, will … Continue reading

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The 10 Most Puzzling Ancient Artifacts – And a Few in Washington

Trying to figure out who’s right among politicians may be impossible (witness the hallway/elevator/office conversations on America’s new Obama-care monstrosity overheard during a routine doctor visit yesterday), but the debate over evolution/creation has got to be a circular maze. Or … Continue reading

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DuhNooz: In Health Bill, Obama Attacks Wealth Inequality – NYTimes.com

And here you have it, folks… straight from the top of the NYT Web Edition: “For all the political and economic uncertainties about health reform, at least one thing seems clear: The bill that President Obama signed on Tuesday is … Continue reading

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