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Poll: Obama Has No Handle on Gulf Disaster. Duh. We Needed a Poll Fer That?
At country song at says “God is great, beer is good an people are crazy” gits truer an truer, don’t it? A new poll – an you do realize at yore life is controlled by politicians who are controlled by … Continue reading →
BP Quotes on the Gulf Oil Spill? They Ain’t as Dumb as Tony Hayward Acts.
“Pass the word along to Obama. That would be a good place to do some community organizing. He could bring some of the small people together. They love togetherness, and certainly don’t mind getting dirty, so they’d be perfect for the job. And he hates profit, so he’ll probably be most happy to do it.” Continue reading →
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Tagged Barack Obama, BP, David Hume, gulf oil spill, Tony Hayward
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Cheer Up, Gulf Coast Fokes. Obama and BP Have Talked. Yore Trubbles Are Over!
Now that Obama met with them BP big dogs yestiddy, I bet you fokes on the Gulf Coast are jis feelin fine this mornin! Whut a relief at wuz, huh? Lessee, now. BP is gonna set up a $20 billion … Continue reading →
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Tagged Barack Obama, BP, gulf oil spill
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You Mean Obama Spoke, and the Waters Didn’t Part and the Oil Didn’t Stop Flowin’?
“Make no mistake,” says Obama, “we will fight this spill with everything we’ve got for as long it takes. Zaaow! Take at, Gulf gusher. Continue reading →
Gulf Oil Spill Problem Solved: Obama Preaches, Congress Hears!
Cheer up, people of the Gulf Coast. Obama says the easiest part of all iss oil spill MESS is gonna be cleanin up the beaches. He says all ye hafta do is send some people out there, scoop it up … Continue reading →
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Tagged Barack Obama, BP, Congress, gulf oil spill, Thomas Paine
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Obama to Make BP Pay Oil Workers’ Salaries? Karzai Doubts Obama? More Facebook Problems? Duh.
Listen up, fokes. Here’s DuhNooz fer t’day. Obama’s Drillin’ Recess People whut work them oil rigs at Obama shut down with his time-out on offshore drillin’ upset? Why wouldat be? DaddyO says he’s gonna make BP pay all ‘eyre salaries. … Continue reading →
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Tagged Barack Obama, BP, Facebook, Karzai, Lady Gaga, Taliban
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The Fights: Obama vs BP, Boxer vs Fiorina, Harold Ford vs Who?
Hoowee! They’s so many fights goin on, it’s hard t’figger out which one t’watch. It’s like fight night on tv havin a differnt fight on ever channel. I’d volunteer t’be the referee, but then I’d hafta be neutral. Nobody wants … Continue reading →
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Tagged Barack Obama, BP, Fox News, gulf oil spill, Harold Ford, MSNBC
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Whose Ass Will Obama Kick? Could It Be Yours?
Look out all you people down thair in Louisiana. DaddyO’s gonna kick some ass over ‘at Gulf Oil Spill. Jis as soon as he figgers out whose t’kick. Course, you all can relax for a spell. He’s been tryin’ t’figger … Continue reading →
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Tagged Barack Obama, gulf oil spill, Ken Burns, Mia Farrow, Sigmund Freud, Woody Allen
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Gulf Oil Spill? Bubba Says That’s Nothing… Compared To The Original
All at oil spewin up in the Gulf? They call at fossil fuel. Like it’s made outta dinosaurs. But, if at’s true, how’dem critters git under the Gulf a Mexico? Fall out of a boat? Like maybe Noah’s Ark passed … Continue reading →
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Tagged Barack Obama, gulf oil spill, Noah's Ark
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Dang That Gulf Oil Spill! Send Some Lawyers Down There!
Oh, now we’re gittin serious about the gulf oil spill. Dang at thang! DaddyO is sendin Eric Holder, at big deal attorney general, down air. Zang! At’ll sure teach it. A man at wonts t’try a terrorist in earshot of … Continue reading →