Category Archives: Environment

Jet Blue Flight Attendant Quits in Style! The Coal-Fired Chevy Volt? Is Obama a Politician? Google, Verizon Propose.

(WSJ) “A JetBlue flight attendant upset because a passenger refused to apologize after accidentally striking him with luggage, allegedly spewed obscenities over the PA system, then activated and slid down a plane’s emergency chute before disappearing into a terminal at … Continue reading

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Virginia Checking Immigrant IDs? Newsweek Rescued? Humans Not Fail-Safe? DuhNooz!

Bubba sez… Here’s whur we put all DuhNooz at ain’t important enough t’go anywhur else. Virginia joined the national debate over immigration Monday when Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli II issued a legal opinion that authorizes law enforcement to check the … Continue reading

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New Face-Saving Serum Offers Hope To Tony Hayward, Charlie Rangel, Lohan, Others | DuhNooz!

I see whur they have a new face-relief serum. Fer shore! I ain’t kiddin. It’s a new Mega-Mushroom Advanced face serum, bein’ advertised on the Internet. Now jist thank uv the possibilities, an all the people at could use such … Continue reading

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New Confidence in BP? Brits Take Over America with Paul McCartney Concert in Nashville?

We but sob over a New York Times headline: “Road to New Confidence at BP Runs Through U.S.” Oh, yeh! At shore makes sense. Big gusher in the Gulf causin’ the biggest eco disaster ever known’ll shore inspire confidence in … Continue reading

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Anybody Worried About an Oil Spill or Illegal Immigrants or Health or Jobs? Cheer Up. Just Take the Long View!

Take the long term view. At’s spose t’be smart. Don’t worry bout whut’s goin on today. Tomorrow will be better, you jist wait. Ain’t it sumpm how sayin’s git top billin’ as bein’ smart? But thair’s too many takin’ the … Continue reading

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Things to Believe in: BP Terrorist Help and Gulf Residents Help; The Rich Will Pay Taxes; Obama Care; Government Training Programs | DuhNooz!

Here it comes agin, fokes. Duh-hNooz… News that’s so hard t’blieve y’gotta blieve it. BP helps a terrorist git loose? Hey, fokes. Don’tchy know everthangs fair in love an war and biness? An’ don’chy jist know everthang’s gonna turn out … Continue reading

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DuhNooz! BP Fixes the Gusher? Senate Fixes Wall Street? Apple Fixes iPhone? Vatican Fixes Priests? We Dream On!

Dontchy jist feel so super good today! BP has the Gulf gusher stopped up, so nobody’s got t’worry bou’tat ole thang no more, AND ‘em gentlemen an gentle ladies in the Senate finely passed at new financial reform law, so … Continue reading

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If at First You Don’t Fail, Try Try Again? BP, Obama and Mel Gibson | DuhNooz

If at first you don’t fail, try try agin. At seems t’be takin’ the place uv the old succeed advice. It don’t make no sense, but it keeps on happenin. Like Mel Gibson, the new right-size t’fail BP oil cumpny … Continue reading

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Let’s All Jist Declare BP the Winner and Go Home. A Flaw in the New iPhone?

The cap comes off, the cap goes on. The cap comes off, the cap goes on. It’s like at ole sayin,” the farther they go, the behinder they git. But BP’s tryin’ ‘eir best. An ‘ey’s a lotta tombstones at … Continue reading

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McChrystal Fired. Now To Become a Double-Dissin’ General? BP: A Drilling Ban Loophole?

Surprises: Like one a’Andy Griffi’s friends used t’say on at show Andy whomped up about our home town, Mayberry. Su’prise, su’prise! An jist looky whut su’prises we got fer y’today. If y’enter WashingtonPost.com in y’web browser whatta y’git? Woodjy say … Continue reading

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