Category Archives: Entertainment

How Can Stallone, Roberts Get Top Grossing Movies? Is Julia Dangerous? You Think Obama’s a Muslim? New Aged Wine?

Whut’s iss about Sylvester Stallone an Julia Roberts takin’ top box office? Ain’tay gittin’ t’be ole fokes? F’shore! I jist looked it up. She’s past 40 an he’s north a’60! An’ ain’t young fokes the ones at buy the most … Continue reading

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Opening up Cuba? Bubba Says Alright! Just Think a’the Fun fer Hollywood!

The Obama administration has leaked a story t’the New York Times as says ‘ey’re plannin’ to “expand opportunities for Americans to travel to Cuba.” Alriiight!!! At’s gonna be a lotta fun. You thank Vegas used t’be wide opm, at ain’t … Continue reading

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News from Hollywood Reporter & Washington Post with snide comments by Bubba: Netflix will pay almost $1 billion to Epix over five years for online-streaming rights for movies from Paramount, Lionsgate and MGM. (HR) Duhh! Did somebody say thair wuz … Continue reading

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Charlie Rangel Gets Busted? Feds/AZ Lawsuit a Bust? Energy Bill Busted? Lohan on Vacation in Jail? | DuhNooz!

Rep. Charles Rangel broke ethics rules, House panel finds… Huhhhhh. Hold on here while I ketch my breath. A U.S. Congressman has broke some rules an the ethics committee is after him? Took free trips on corporate jets while he … Continue reading

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Boring News: Jessie Jackson, World Cup Soccer, White House Says Republicans Might Win, Stayfree Pads Dominate the News | DuhNooz!

It’s Monday agin. Oh, Joy. Another day uv old news cause the second-string news team’s been on duty so the A-team can take the weekend off. F’starters, Jessie Jackson says the Cleveland Cavaliers owner Dan Gilbert is treatin’ LeBron James … Continue reading

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Everbody’s Hot When it’s Hot In NYC? | Disney Stole Millionaire? | Can Obama’s Picture Lie? | DuhNooz!

Are y’hot or what? Y’must be hot, cause it’s hot in New York City. An whut goes on in NYC goes on everwhair. At’s cause at’s whur all the news is made up. Them people whut makes up fairy tales … Continue reading

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Michael Jackson: Poster Boy for Credit Card Addicts?

How ‘bou’tat Michael Jackson. Not his talent. That wuz settled a long time ago in his favor. But did’jy hear? He had a credit card problem that’d make the cut up y’card industry draw up in its shell. Y’think you … Continue reading

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What Happens in Vegas Stays in Vegas – We Hope. Or Maybe Shanghai?

They say whut happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. I’d like to think so, but it jist keeps poppin out like fish worms in a tin can at’s been used f’shotgun practice. Did anybody here try t’watch at Miss USA … Continue reading

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Goldman Sachs vs Congress. Who Won? Frisco Boycotts Arizona? Things Are Really Tough Now!

Duh Nyews, or for you Yankees, Duh Nooz… roasted all over agin specially fer YOU. You DO know we look out fer YOU, dontchy? I mean O’Reilly ain’t got nuthin’ on us. ‘Cept maybe a audience. Didje see the big … Continue reading

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The Pot Pours: Final 4 Is Final, Tiger’s New Game, Toyota, and Priests Play Again

Despite all we can do, DuhNooz goes on. Once in a while, we get a break from the Washington Madness, and get caught up in something like March Madness. Last night was such a night. And two teams played magnificently … Continue reading

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