Category Archives: Earth

Whose Ass Will Obama Kick? Could It Be Yours?

Posted on June 8, 2010 by Bubba Didit

Look out all you people down thair in Louisiana. DaddyO’s gonna kick some ass over ‘at Gulf Oil Spill. Jis as soon as he figgers out whose t’kick. Course, you all can relax for a spell. He’s been tryin’ t’figger … Continue reading →

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Gulf Oil Spill? Bubba Says That’s Nothing… Compared To The Original

Posted on June 3, 2010 by Norman Daniels

All at oil spewin up in the Gulf? They call at fossil fuel. Like it’s made outta dinosaurs. But, if at’s true, how’dem critters git under the Gulf a Mexico? Fall out of a boat? Like maybe Noah’s Ark passed … Continue reading →

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Togetherness Reigns, Cooperation Rocks. Gulf Oil Spill And Border Problems Solved!

Posted on May 26, 2010 by Bubba Didit

Hey, fokes. Didje see this? The illegal immigration problem is solved! DaddyO is sendin’ troups down air to stop them illegal aliens an dope smugglers frum comin’ across our border an litterin’ Arizona. Ding Dong! Huh? Y’say thair’s jist 1250 … Continue reading →

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Just What the Gulf Coast Oil Spill Committee Needs: Good Ole Boy Advice.

Posted on May 25, 2010 by Bubba Didit

Everbody remember the ol’ saw about a camel bein’ built by a committee? Well ain’tat about whuts goin’ on everwhair these days? Lookitat mess ey’re makin’ worse ever day in at Gulf oil spill. First of all it ain’t hardly … Continue reading →

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Tea Party Tidal Wave? New Political Spin? Gulf Oil Spill Puzzle Solved.

Posted on May 18, 2010 by Bubba Didit

A Tea Party tidal wave? Whut do them boys thank they are anyhow? The militia er sumpm? Ain’t whut the tea party is doin’ about the same thang as the original American militia wuz doin’ back when ‘ey threw the … Continue reading →

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The Origins of Life. Sort of. Or Is It Soot of?

Posted on May 15, 2010 by Bubba Didit

When y’don’t know a whole lot, an a lotta people includin me don’t, y’jist be happy with ignorance is bliss or ye look around a lot tryin t’find out jist whut it is thatchy don’t know. When ye do that … Continue reading →

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Gulf Coast Oil Spill – And Other Assorted Disasters Like Earthquakes and Hurricanes

Posted on May 1, 2010 by Norman Daniels

Bubba’s off, but asked me to post this: Sometimes people wonder why anybody would wanna live on at Gulf Coast. You know, with this oil spill thang, right on top’a them bad hurricanes ‘n stuff. I mea’nem people’s alway’s goin’ … Continue reading →

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Today’s Family. And It’s OK, Kids. Your Priest Can Now Be Reported To Police

Posted on April 13, 2010 by Norman Daniels

Left on a website by Anon: Today, my boyfriend’s mom decided she wanted to see the crib I have for my daughter. She’s almost a year old and she had never bothered to look at it before. She picked today. … Continue reading →

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New Species? Almost Human, Or Is It? Atheists Rule? Plutonium in Your Garage!

Posted on April 9, 2010 by Norman Daniels

Now git this, people: a dude who’s a scientist, a palienwhatsis, has been diggin’ for ol’ bones ‘n stuff in about the same spot for 20 years. Suddenly, an earshot away, his kid finds the find of finds, just by … Continue reading →

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The 10 Most Puzzling Ancient Artifacts – And a Few in Washington

Posted on March 25, 2010 by Norman Daniels

Trying to figure out who’s right among politicians may be impossible (witness the hallway/elevator/office conversations on America’s new Obama-care monstrosity overheard during a routine doctor visit yesterday), but the debate over evolution/creation has got to be a circular maze. Or … Continue reading →

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