Category Archives: America

Bubba Sez, If You’re Gonna Stay in Washinton, You Gotta Pick Some Fights. An Ain’t Immigration Jist the Juiciest?

We jist made illegal a law that required enforcin’ the law. I don’t know abou’tchu, bu’tat makes me confused. ‘Course mama says I musta been born at way, but there is such a thang as bein’ confuseder, ain’t thay? Well … Continue reading

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New Confidence in BP? Brits Take Over America with Paul McCartney Concert in Nashville?

We but sob over a New York Times headline: “Road to New Confidence at BP Runs Through U.S.” Oh, yeh! At shore makes sense. Big gusher in the Gulf causin’ the biggest eco disaster ever known’ll shore inspire confidence in … Continue reading

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Gitchy iPhone Fixed Here | The Double-Dip Scoop on the New Chinese News Studios in Times Square!

Boy, have we got duh-nooz fer ye today! Y’cain’t be orderin’ no one-scoop cone this mornin. Y’gotta have at least a dubble dip! Startin w’that new iPhone. If yo’re like a lotta people, ye might be feelin’ left out that … Continue reading

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Whose Ass Will Obama Kick? Could It Be Yours?

Look out all you people down thair in Louisiana. DaddyO’s gonna kick some ass over ‘at Gulf Oil Spill. Jis as soon as he figgers out whose t’kick. Course, you all can relax for a spell. He’s been tryin’ t’figger … Continue reading

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Gulf Oil Spill? Bubba Says That’s Nothing… Compared To The Original

All at oil spewin up in the Gulf? They call at fossil fuel. Like it’s made outta dinosaurs. But, if at’s true, how’dem critters git under the Gulf a Mexico? Fall out of a boat? Like maybe Noah’s Ark passed … Continue reading

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Togetherness Reigns, Cooperation Rocks. Gulf Oil Spill And Border Problems Solved!

Hey, fokes. Didje see this? The illegal immigration problem is solved! DaddyO is sendin’ troups down air to stop them illegal aliens an dope smugglers frum comin’ across our border an litterin’ Arizona. Ding Dong! Huh? Y’say thair’s jist 1250 … Continue reading

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Why the Majority Is Always Wrong

Big important stuff, or little insignificant stuff, the majority is always wrong. The majority is always made up of people who join the herd after it has stampeded, thinking that if everybody’s doing it, it must be the thing to … Continue reading

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Arizona Immigration Law: Most Americans Like It, Most Hispanics Don’t. Surprise!

NBC/WSJ Poll: 64% of Americans support Arizona immigration law. 70% of Hispanics are opposed to the law. Well ding dong! Y’coulda knocked me over with a tea leaf! Who’d a’thunk it? Why d’they take s’many polls anyhow? They all are … Continue reading

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America The Beautiful

For ten years my wife and I traveled the lower 48 states in our motorhome.  Following our extended trip out west this past summer we realized that we had been in all 48 states and decided to now go and … Continue reading

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Floods, Terrorists, Oil Spills. Is It Time To Laugh Yet?

Once in a while we have to get a little serious. But not too. Because despite so much negative news that it all can’t get through in today’s limited-time news cycles, the positive human spirit is hard to stifle. Here … Continue reading

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