Time again fer DuhNooz — or DuhNyews, dependin on whether you’re a Yankee or a Rebel.
Yahoo! No, not the former web giant now beggin at the Google trough. Yahoo the cheer!. The fall fight has begun. An’ don’t Americans jis love fights? Ever one a’them politicians is gonna say they’re fightin’ fer us. An’ while we know they’re lyin’ we at least can sit back an enjoy them tearin’ each other apart.
We’re all gittin tired of the non-fight against oil in the Gulf. Everbody wonts some relief from watchin’ Obama rush down, walk around the oily stuff in white shirt an’ tie pretendin’ he’s fightin’ fer us. That ain’ no fight. Anybody ever seen any a’ that oil on at white shirt?
Ain’t no fun seein’ the same dude struttin’ aroun, not ebm gittin in a lick. Specially when he don’t know who he’s spose t’be fightin. As we aptly observed yesterday, he whetted our appetites by sayin he wuz gonna kick some ass. But have you seen any of at happnin?
So now the other politicians git a chance t’show up in the news an’ say they’re fightin’ fer us. California? Don’t they always lead the way? Specially when it comes t’DuhNooz.
Remember the tech boom and bust in the late ’90s an early 2000′s? Well two tech leaders, least one’a which got fired frum her high-tech job, are runnin fer office outtair, an’ won the preliminary fight. Says it right here in the Wall Street Journal:
“Republican voters in California sent two former Silicon Valley CEOs, Meg Whitman and Carly Fiorina, into the races for governor and U.S. Senate against establishment Democrats.”
Ding Dong! It’s a girlie fight. An’ don’t we all love them kinda fights! Double girly in the Senate fight. Carly got fired frum Hewlett Packard an’ now she’s gonna be fightin’ with Barbara Boxer tween now an November. Yahoo!
Meg, who use ta’run eBay’s gonna be fightin’ Jerry Brown fer the seat Arnold cain’t sit in no more. At’s gonna be jist as good as a girlie fight. Brown’s gotta man’s name, but he fights like a girl. Agin, Yahoo!
Thanks f’the fight, California. An’ thanks f’once agin leadin the way in the amusement of the rest of us Americans.
Like at ole boy Siggy said, “…we men… find reality generally quite unsatisfactory” – Sigmund Freud, Psychoanalysis (1910)
